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Question: Is Peter Crouch?  (Voting closed: Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 11:11:41)
A £7m Bargain, Liverpool Legend in the making, England star - 8 (22.2%)
A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales. - 21 (58.3%)
Shut up Batch you boring fook. Get on with rivising for you job interviews - 7 (19.4%)
Total Voters: 29

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« on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:11:41 »

So looks like lanky is going to scouserland. Seems to be divided opinion on him and I'm bored sooooooo:
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:14:42 »

BrightonRed says: A gangly streak of piss. Makes Carlton Palmer look like Ronaldo. Wouldn't wish him on Wales
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:19:23 »

Not going to pick any of those three Batchy - Not sure he's a bargain at 7 mil, but he will score goals.  

He's better than CP - remember Stockport away?  

Finally I don't really want to tell you to shut up, however you should certainly prepare for you interviews.

In short I adstain from the vote - sorry. :?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:21:11 »

He clearly a future liverpool and England legend Wink

He'll score the winning goal in the world cup final next year
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:26:12 »

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He'll score the winning goal in the world cup final next year


Would that be as a last minute make-shift substitute defender replacing the injured John Terry and deflecting the ball hopelessly past Robinson from a corner to make it 2-1 to Germany? Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:31:19 »

Useful mid-table striker is how I'd class him so he'll fit in well at Liverpool.   Wink

Strange buy for Liverpool reminds me of a purchase Middlesborough would make and then discover just how crap he is.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:33:35 »

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Strange buy for Liverpool reminds me of a purchase Middlesborough would make and then discover just how crap he is.


Liverpool are one of the worst in this department too though.

The likes of Igor Biscan, Djimmy Traore etc spring to mind.

He'll do OK though as I've said.  Only bought as an option really.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:34:54 »

a lanky streak of piss! ian ormandroyd mk.II

rory fallon is better than him!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:38:09 »

Why the FUCK does Benitez want Crouch?Huh???  He is the streakiest pissiest streak of piss I have ever seen.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:39:02 »

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He'll score the winning goal in the world cup final next year


Would that be as a last minute make-shift substitute defender replacing the injured John Terry and deflecting the ball hopelessly past Robinson from a corner to make it 2-1 to Germany? Wink


No, it's the Fallon-esque chest down and overhead from outside the box, leaving Dida utterly hopeless to make it 7-6 to England in extra time v Brasil
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:50:37 »

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No, it's the Fallon-esque chest down and overhead from outside the box, leaving Kahn utterly hopeless to make it 7-6 to England in extra time v Brasil


Why is Kahn playing for Brazil  :?
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 11:52:04 »

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No, it's the Fallon-esque chest down and overhead from outside the box, leaving Kahn utterly hopeless to make it 7-6 to England in extra time v Brasil


Why is Kahn playing for Brazil  :?


D'oh.  These new fifa registration rules eh?  :--
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 12:18:53 »

useless lanky cunt
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 12:36:54 »

£7M bargain for a highly talented 7 ft tall player. The secret is all the other players will be too busy thinking "fuck, he's s tall" or "lanky streak of piss, he must be shit" whilst Crouchy casually knocks in his hattrick.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, July 20, 2005, 12:38:28 »

good player....good enough for liverpool, no...

Baros...
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Crouch...

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