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all this said, he did try and set off fire works in his own bathroom and started a fire.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:07:25 » |
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all this said, he did try and set off fire works in his own bathroom and started a fire.
The stuff of legends (not always good!) |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:38:57 » |
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What a top man. Hero status guaranteed forever.
Simon Ferry take note, perhaps buy a box of malteasers or two to pass around the town end for the next home game?
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:41:26 » |
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Bit of a bellend to me.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:47:51 » |
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owns a couple of orphanages.Clearly had a fucked up childhood but making up for it now. i love the bloke
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:55:18 » |
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I also read that a young kid came up to him at the training ground asking for his autograph, Balotelli asked him why he wasn't at school and the said something about being bullied. Balotelli drove him to the school, got him and the bullies together and made them shake hands. Again, no idea if it's true, but there are so many stories out there, some of it must be true. He also refuses to give up smoking, he smokes 5-6 cigarettes a day  |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:58:29 » |
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If only a quarter of the stories I've heard are true he really is a one off. Quite mad but the Premier League is certainly less dull because of him.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 11:30:39 » |
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The headmaster confirmed the bullying one was true
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 11:54:03 » |
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Has the party popper one been done? Didnt know what one was, asked and then let one of in Lescotts face, before returning to carry on icing his cake he was making in a school with some kids. Leaving every one else in the room open mouthed. Also loved the quote from noel gallagher saying that when he leaves city he will probably be fired out of the ground by a cannon.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 12:19:37 » |
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Deffo a livewire on the pitch, but the bloke seems to have his heart in the right place off it!
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 12:28:25 » |
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When stopped by police and asked why he had so much money in his pocket he gave the simple reply 'because i'm rich'.
Not alot they could say in response to that
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:21:32 » |
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That one was ace arriba, a very true response he gave, if completely literal.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:25:13 » |
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He is simply awesome
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:34:34 » |
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He should've told them there was a pigeon in his bank account.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 18:00:39 » |
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I'm warming to him. I originally thought he was a complete knob.
Now I see he is merely unhinged and is here to entertain us.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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