Jump you fucker, jump.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Kiddy I work with was hanging off the same motorway bridge a few weekends ago,before he went up there he phoned me to say not to send any trucks onto that stretch of the motorway.,he did it over night saturday into sunday so didnt cause quite as much chaos as today but they still shut the motorway.He came back into work a few days later,we pretend it never happened.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Jump, you fucker jump.
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright
He jumped, it the deck, broke his fuckin neck
There was no blanket

Derek & Clive 1977

[cib]

Was you stuck on the M4 for most of the morning?
Some loon decides he wants to bring a little misery to thousands so threatens to throw himself of a bridge onto the motorway bringing the M4 to a standstill in both directions.
Instead of the police spending their valuable time talking the wanker down, get your best marksman and shoot him down or let me at him with a pointed stick.
Every motorway I've been on this week as come to a grinding halt.  This truly is a third world country.

If you were stuck in traffic most of the afternoon due to an accident caused by some useless prick driving like a knob would you come on here saying similar stuff? Would you say stuff whilst you drove past it? Probably not. You'd probably rubber neck and slow the rest down. At least you didn't need to find your way through birmingham this week, you would have had a field day

[Spy]

You lot are cunts.

[pauld]

Sorry Paul but fuck off on this one. Until you have been in that position and your head is that fucked i really can't see how you can be so flippant about this sort of thing.

Point made. You're right, I don't know what the bloke's going through and even if it's a cry for help rather than genuine definite attempt I guess you've got to be pretty messed up to even get there. I'm a bit ashamed.

[thedarkprince]

29 hours stood on a bridge shows good stamina... surprised his legs didn't give way.

[Saxondale]

One in birmingham overnight as well.  Police grabbed him.  Diverted me by about 8 minutes.  Bastard.

[Sippo]

That isn't the thought process though is it, and I don't think anyone who hasn't been in that position mentally is right to judge.

There are many things I hope never happen to me in my life, but ending up in a state where I have absolutely nothing to live for and decide to end it all is probably the one i'd be scared of the most

But they don't think of all the mess they'd leave behind do they?

When it involves innocent parties, I'm sorry there's no excuse.

[Don Rogers Shop]

But they don't think of all the mess they'd leave behind do they?

When it involves innocent parties, I'm sorry there's no excuse.

Doesn't that alone tell yoiu something isn't right? Do you honestly think any sane thinkinhg person would do what they do if that thought evcen crossed there mind.

[leefer]

Doesn't that alone tell yoiu something isn't right? Do you honestly think any sane thinkinhg person would do what they do if that thought evcen crossed there mind.

DRS on the beer me thinks...great spelling Deano

[Don Rogers Shop]

Yeah i was a little bit last night 

[BANGKOK RED]

Leefer picking up DRS on his spelling

[leefer]

Leefer picking up DRS on his spelling

[trogladite]

Jump, you fucker jump.
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright
He jumped, it the deck, broke his fuckin neck
There was no blanket

Derek & Clive 1977

exactly what i was thinking.  Brilliant record er no cassette.

Sorry to hear so many of us was caught on the M25 yesterday.  Like I said we've a third world infrastructure.

Tomorrow I've got A419, M5, M6, M54 and on some.  Should be a 3hr 45minute journey door to door.  Fat chance of that happening.  Between the suicides (cry for help) and poor driving I'll be happy with 5 hrs each way.

How to stop this madness?

Shoot the suicidal.  Help them on their merry way, a kindness if you will.

One car per household and no taking little Jonny to school in your Chelsea tractor.  Make the fat little bastard walk.  If it's ten miles to school? Choose a closer school.

Guilty of careless driving? 10 years in pokey and lose your licence permanently.  Drink driving? lose your licence permanently.  No excuses, I've got a spastic son or my job is at risk.  You've done the crime now do the time.

Privatise the railways with a massive investment on par with money thrown at the banks.  taking cars and trucks off the road.  Local buses subsidised for local journeys.

Test age up to 21.  Serve 1 year on two wheels so you can learn to read the road.  Over 65 to sit a medical and driving test every birthday.

Double the price of fuel, extra revenue to go to public transport.

Pay as you go motorways and dual carriageways with a rebate if you end your journey without being in or causing an accident.

[The_Plagiarist]

Hahaha you stupid fuck!