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Gnasher

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« Reply #15 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 17:30:46 »

I'm still burning my copies of the Distance Selling Regulations and Chris Evans' autobiography.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 17:50:54 »

Looks like the cunt has bottled it. looser.

Looser than what? Something pretty fucking tight presumably, what with your bible belt nutters not being exactly relaxed.
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flammableBen

« Reply #17 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:03:41 »

loose with his convictions.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #18 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:16:14 »

He's a convict? On the loose?

What a cunt!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:24:15 »

Midgets
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:44:51 »

All this burning books is very un-British. I'm sticking to good old fashioned British values... I'm just burning witches and Catholics.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:56:21 »

I might burn Fred if he gets too shouty.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:27:53 »

Rubber.

In a Lamborghini Gallardo Cheesy
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
flammableBen

« Reply #23 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:29:51 »

What's a Lamborghini Gallardo? Some sort of kinky sex suit?
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:34:36 »

I was thinking about burning a Bible, a Koran ,a Jewish holy book (?) and a Scientology book then putting it on You Tube and seeing which faith goes the most mental.Then joining that faith Cool
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:36:16 »

a Jewish holy book (?)

The Torah.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:38:59 »

I'm just going to delete all my Ebooks instead.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:44:17 »

The Torah.

Try the Talmud instead. It's not as thick, so you should be able to get it going easier.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:45:47 »

What's a Lamborghini Gallardo? Some sort of kinky sex suit?

No. I'm going to sit in an expensive sports car and set a lighter on to a box of condoms.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
flammableBen

« Reply #29 on: Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:47:09 »

I might burn Fred if he gets too shouty.

Will you and fred be in the merlin pre-game?
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