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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 08:34:59 »

My understanding is that his addiction to bricklaying has, despite extensive therapy, resurfaced and sadly he has resorted to paying 'professional' bricklayers to build walls just so he can watch... this has clearly affected his form as he spends most of his nights admiring the handy work from the day before - he's also missed many training sessions and his fitness has suffered as a result.

The news of the screws have got wind of this and are threatening to print his story - Charlie has had to get a super injunction to prevent it...
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 08:54:18 »

My understanding is that his addiction to bricklaying has, despite extensive therapy, resurfaced and sadly he has resorted to paying 'professional' bricklayers to build walls just so he can watch... this has clearly affected his form as he spends most of his nights admiring the handy work from the day before - he's also missed many training sessions and his fitness has suffered as a result.

The news of the screws have got wind of this and are threatening to print his story - Charlie has had to get a super injunction to prevent it...

I hope it stays hush hush as there is definitely mortar this story than meets the eye.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 09:05:26 »

I thought the idea of the internet forums was to gossip whilst being anonymous enough not to get sued.The Tefs so noble these days,how boring Sad
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 09:43:58 »

He's already got three goals and a handful of assists in a misfiring team. Whatever they are, I wish some of our other players had his problems.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 09:47:09 »

I heard he was William Hagues pimp.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 09:50:53 »

A skanky ex??
Still nothing nice to say i see.One day you will be ganged up on by players wives and exes Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 10:25:34 »

Shall I say some nice things about Charlie??
He's soooo pretty!  Girl Giggle
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 10:29:10 »

Curetons missus says hello
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 10:38:01 »

Shall I say some nice things about Charlie??
He's soooo pretty!  Girl Giggle

I would

[url width=280 height=391]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00721/SOPHIE_WEBSTER_280_721944a.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 10:49:38 »

ahahahahahahahahah I met her at V festival!!! I just rememebered! me and Zoe helped her gt the right bus!
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 11:10:07 »

Ryan Giggs and Alex Mcleish were at V festival as well.  I thought Mcleish was a shortarse but he's quite normal.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 11:14:23 »

Is that pic Charlie's ex? Quite hot.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 11:15:00 »

I hope it stays hush hush as there is definitely mortar this story than meets the eye.

I am not pointing any fingers though
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 11:17:09 »

Hope the story doesn't come out. I bet Charlie's bricking it.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, September 9, 2010, 11:18:21 »

I hope it stays hush hush as there is definitely mortar this story than meets the eye.


I agree. People shouldn't reveal anything unless they have concrete evidence
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