Bogus Dave
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 19:17:36 » |
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Why thousands of people have paid goodness knows how much to go to Wembley tonight.
Family tickets were going for £30 I think |
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 19:37:47 » |
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I've just been woken up in need of the toilet.
I only needed the toilet because some people can't respect that even though they might be on holiday tomorrow, I am not.
On the way to said toilet, I was told to "Get in the queue". (for the toilet)
I am currently taking my frustration out on an internet forum, although nethinks that my face says a gazillion words right now. some of those words being "I am about to kill you, cunt"
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adje
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 19:53:03 » |
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The fact that Rooney is still on the pitch-petulant cunt!
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upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 19:53:45 » |
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Threatening to make changes to the England team, then sticking with a spine of Terry, Lampard, Gerrard, Barry, and Rooney...
Interesting use of the word 'spine' |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 22:06:22 » |
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The fact that Rooney is still on the pitch-petulant cunt!
Adje, you're just pissed off because you know you can't slag off Gerrard for the next 3 weeks  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, August 13, 2010, 10:05:24 » |
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Why do women do that silly pouty pose with their finger held up to their mouth in a lot of photos?
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« Reply #36 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 08:46:30 » |
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Why do women do that silly pouty pose with their finger held up to their mouth in a lot of photos?
It's body language for "I've had too much to drink, I'm feeling randy and I'll suck the cock of the first man who buys me a Bacardi Breezer". |
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« Reply #37 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 09:37:09 » |
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It's body language for "I've had too much to drink, I'm feeling randy and I'll suck the cock of the first man who buys me a Bacardi Breezer".
If i had realized that was what it was i would have been around cash & carry and brought some breezers in bulk. |
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« Reply #38 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 09:38:16 » |
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arribas concept of tubthumping.
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« Reply #39 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 18:21:22 » |
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I've just been woken up in need of the toilet.
I only needed the toilet because some people can't respect that even though they might be on holiday tomorrow, I am not.
On the way to said toilet, I was told to "Get in the queue". (for the toilet)
I am currently taking my frustration out on an internet forum, although nethinks that my face says a gazillion words right now. some of those words being "I am about to kill you, cunt"
Do you not have your own toilet? |
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tans
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 19:37:17 » |
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If i had realized that was what it was i would have been around cash & carry and brought some breezers in bulk.
Damn straight. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 19:43:32 » |
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It's body language for "I've had too much to drink, I'm feeling randy and I'll suck the cock of the first man who buys me a Bacardi Breezer".
Speaking from experience? |
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 20:09:50 » |
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One of Brighton's players indicating to the referee that Austin dived when tackled by Ankergren.
I'm late at watching highlights
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Benzel
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 20:42:58 » |
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They're not intelligent enough to remember the words.
I put it down to not believing an imaginary diety will save our Queen. Maybe that's giving them too much credit. Sections of our support thinking we were relegation candidates at 15:12 this afternoon. |
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Victor Mildew
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday, August 14, 2010, 20:45:36 » |
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peacock noises in the townend! when he's been gone nearly 2 seasons
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