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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2220 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:43:21 »

My worry would be you are shit at said sexual favours.

Hadn't thought of that DRS.

Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.

Cheers, I've had a rollercoaster journey at my current place. Got stitched up with a lot of things so all this is coming as a surprise. I realise my luck is completely up at the moment so we'll see. Rant away!
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« Reply #2221 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:46:08 »

I realise my luck is completely up at the moment so we'll see. Rant away!

You do realise, don't you, that now you've said that, it's going to end with a crash at 3pm on Saturday.

(Shit.  I'm turning in to Reg.)
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« Reply #2222 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:49:31 »

Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.
Billy in rant shocker  Cheesy
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« Reply #2223 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:49:54 »

The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....

Yep, i definitely look like di canio.

But with big lips
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« Reply #2224 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:50:38 »

You do realise, don't you, that now you've said that, it's going to end with a crash at 3pm on Saturday.

(Shit.  I'm turning in to Reg.)

At 3pm it's going to be good, kick off to the promotion season.

(Shit. I've turned into a happy clapper).
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« Reply #2225 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:52:24 »

Billy in rant shocker  Cheesy

In other news - bear caught shitting in the woods...
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« Reply #2226 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:58:13 »

Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

Congrats. Bet you didn't think you'd be at this point when they were farming you off to Cardiff (it is the same company, right?).
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« Reply #2227 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 17:01:46 »

Congrats. Bet you didn't think you'd be at this point when they were farming you off to Cardiff (it is the same company, right?).

Yep it is the same one although we did get bought out by a bigger firm.
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« Reply #2228 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 19:35:38 »

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« Reply #2229 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 21:30:09 »

Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable Smiley
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« Reply #2230 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 21:36:47 »

Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable Smiley

Did this once coming out of the college car park. Kid I know proper boy racer was behind me revving te shit out of his car.
I went at about 2mph until he got so annoyed he overtook me in the car park!

Then to top it off the lights were read so I caught him up.

Beautiful.
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« Reply #2231 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 22:27:10 »

That last second outbid on eBay  Idiot
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« Reply #2232 on: Friday, August 5, 2011, 07:35:45 »

Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable Smiley

I find it useful if you keep tapping on the brake.  Really annoys them then  Smug Fuck Off
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« Reply #2233 on: Friday, August 5, 2011, 08:12:09 »

As I've got older I've had more respect for speed limits and always, always do 30, in 30 zones. I find it shocking the amount of people who speed, because it's almost everyone. It mind sound contrary to what you'd think, but the most common speeders are without a doubt women. Often in people carriers.

There's always some twat up my self-righteous arse.
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« Reply #2234 on: Friday, August 5, 2011, 09:03:48 »

Yep, i definitely look like di canio.

But with big lips

But I've seen you dancing on a previous one !!
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