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« Reply #21975 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:35:59 » |
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That is genuinely brilliant. |
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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Perfection is not attainable
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« Reply #21976 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:52:34 » |
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Scotland losing 2-0 to Kazakhstan in the Euro qualifiers.
Must be due to the superior potassium.
Scotland are now ranked lower in FIFA rankings than the island Tom Hanks got cast away on. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #21977 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:53:49 » |
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Scotland are now ranked lower in FIFA rankings than the island Tom Hanks got cast away on.
They must have a Wilson in their ranks as well? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #21978 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 11:14:35 » |
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They must have a Wilson in their ranks as well?
Not sure but the San Marino manager must be shitting himself that they will suffer the indignity of only get a draw against Scotland on Sunday, he will surely get the sack! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Aaron Aardvark
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« Reply #21979 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 12:48:58 » |
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Not sure but the San Marino manager must be shitting himself that they will suffer the indignity of only get a draw against Scotland on Sunday, he will surely get the sack!
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« Reply #21980 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 16:20:40 » |
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my shitreon passed its MOT. Mixed feeling because its a heap of shit and was really hoping for a catastrophic failure so i could buy a new car but my wallet is happier i guess.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #21981 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:17:58 » |
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I was trying to grab a small block of ice from the freezer just now.
The cheeky cunt jumped out of my hand and slid across the floor under the bed where I would have to faff about getting down on my knees to get it.
Instead, I said to it 'you can just melt there you cunt' and grabbed another one from the freezer.
I bet he doesn't feel so clever now.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #21982 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:45:35 » |
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I hope you are putting it in booze, we are due a win.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #21983 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:47:07 » |
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No, I'm making a smoothie...
Of course I'm putting it fucking in booze. What do you take me for?
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« Reply #21984 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 20:50:29 » |
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You don't have to answer that question.
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4D
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« Reply #21985 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 21:00:26 » |
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« Reply #21986 on: Saturday, March 23, 2019, 22:32:01 » |
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Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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McGurk's Missus
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Has A Hardon For McGurk
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« Reply #21987 on: Saturday, March 23, 2019, 22:42:50 » |
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Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!
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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #21988 on: Sunday, March 24, 2019, 08:28:21 » |
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Found out today that Manish Bhasin's kid is in the same performing arts class as my eldest, which is odd. The parents were invited to a showcase of a recent exam performance, and he and his wife were there. Wouldn't have thought he'd live round this way!
Did you ask him whether he thought Eddie Howe was doing a great job |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #21989 on: Sunday, March 24, 2019, 10:18:59 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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