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« Reply #17040 on: Saturday, February 27, 2016, 21:00:04 » |
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SY would snap up the Water Works. There'd only be one winner of TEF Wank Monopoly....the legendary Nozza  |
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Red Frog
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« Reply #17041 on: Saturday, February 27, 2016, 21:30:15 » |
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It took a post on page 1134 to turn this into a classic thread?
About par for the course, Wankcat. |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #17042 on: Saturday, February 27, 2016, 22:37:15 » |
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Wank monopoly is a genius idea. Presumably WankCat would be one of the tokens. And you'd build brothels instead of hotels.
"You have landed on Manchester Road. Lose £50 and most of your dignity. Also pick up a "chance""
"Have a wank over community chest. We don't know her real name"
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #17043 on: Saturday, February 27, 2016, 23:18:58 » |
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Which would be followed by you've caught an STD, pay hospital bills of £150, then go straight to jail to be bummed.
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donkey
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« Reply #17044 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 00:12:19 » |
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Whilst Mrs Donkey is watching Spike Island, the use of a Slaughter and the Dogs track.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #17045 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 02:22:44 » |
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Wank monopoly is a genius idea. Presumably WankCat would be one of the tokens. And you'd build brothels instead of hotels.
"You have landed on Manchester Road. Lose £50 and most of your dignity. Also pick up a "chance""
"Have a wank over community chest. We don't know her real name"
Ells. Stop being a bloke please. When you start bringing the well known female phrase "diddle" into the conversation then you will have posting rights, ok? As you have already stated that you don't partake of the diddle as you get rogered good and proper don't get all all prissy. Ta. |
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« Reply #17046 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 18:56:11 » |
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Tragic
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« Reply #17047 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 22:21:51 » |
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I think words like "diddle" are restricted to people of the middle classes and/or those over the age of 40. "Rogered" similarly, come to think of it. They make me feel uncomfortable.
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #17049 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 11:20:13 » |
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The advances credit card companies have made in fraud protection. Got a call tonight, card's been compromised but all charges declined and card cancelled, and I don't need to do anything.
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« Reply #17050 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 21:16:32 » |
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The advances credit card companies have made in fraud protection. Got a call tonight, card's been compromised but all charges declined and card cancelled, and I don't need to do anything.
Do the police do anything about it in the UK though? I had my card details knicked a few months ago (I'm in France by the way). It was a week or so before I realised and in that time they'd spent about 2k€ - it was the bank that alerted me because I went overdrawn as a result. Anyway, the bank gave me a print out of all the transactions for me to check, which I had to take to the police in order to get a form from them so that I could make an insurance claim. The police could easily check each transaction and contact the companies that the goods were orderered from to obtain the delivery address, name, etc....I'm sure it wouldn't take a genius to catch the culprit. The thing is they don't even bother over here. They give you your form, file it away and forget it. I tried contacting all the companies myself so that i could pass on the details to the police but not one of them would give me the details even though I could prove that the card used to pay for the goods was mine. They can only give the information directly to the police who do fuck all.....I asked the bank what they do and they do nothing either - it's up to the police. |
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« Reply #17051 on: Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 02:27:56 » |
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Do the police do anything about it in the UK though?
I had my card details knicked a few months ago (I'm in France by the way). It was a week or so before I realised and in that time they'd spent about 2k€ - it was the bank that alerted me because I went overdrawn as a result. Anyway, the bank gave me a print out of all the transactions for me to check, which I had to take to the police in order to get a form from them so that I could make an insurance claim. The police could easily check each transaction and contact the companies that the goods were orderered from to obtain the delivery address, name, etc....I'm sure it wouldn't take a genius to catch the culprit. The thing is they don't even bother over here. They give you your form, file it away and forget it.
I tried contacting all the companies myself so that i could pass on the details to the police but not one of them would give me the details even though I could prove that the card used to pay for the goods was mine. They can only give the information directly to the police who do fuck all.....I asked the bank what they do and they do nothing either - it's up to the police.
Do the police do anything about it in the UK though?
I had my card details knicked a few months ago (I'm in France by the way). It was a week or so before I realised and in that time they'd spent about 2k€ - it was the bank that alerted me because I went overdrawn as a result. Anyway, the bank gave me a print out of all the transactions for me to check, which I had to take to the police in order to get a form from them so that I could make an insurance claim. The police could easily check each transaction and contact the companies that the goods were orderered from to obtain the delivery address, name, etc....I'm sure it wouldn't take a genius to catch the culprit. The thing is they don't even bother over here. They give you your form, file it away and forget it.
I tried contacting all the companies myself so that i could pass on the details to the police but not one of them would give me the details even though I could prove that the card used to pay for the goods was mine. They can only give the information directly to the police who do fuck all.....I asked the bank what they do and they do nothing either - it's up to the police.
It's disgusting that there aren't enough bobbies on the beat any more. Can't have them wasting their time behind desks doing paperwork. Or something. |
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« Reply #17052 on: Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 10:15:22 » |
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A friend of mine was scammed a couple of years ago by a girl who's gone on to scam 8 or 9 more people... Still don't think she's done any time for it. On a lighter note, my band were played on some indie radio station yesterday. Probably fucking no one listening to it, but I was chuffed nonetheless  |
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« Reply #17053 on: Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 14:52:12 » |
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My three year old daughter sitting at breakfast in front of my in-laws yesterday and just pointing at the wife and repeatedly saying boobies whilst smirking... that's my girl!  |
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« Reply #17054 on: Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 15:00:37 » |
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The creme egg I've just eaten |
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