trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[walcot red]

Catching one of the mice who kept me up last night in a trap and then drowning the fucker.

Revenge is petty but sweet.

Cunt

[Flashheart]

Wish I was hard enough to drown a mouse

[Notts red]

Doesn't that defeat the object of catching it in a humane trap though?

[Barry Scott]

Killing animals is the first step on the road to killing people. To add though, what an absolute cunt.

[Samdy Gray]

My cats often bring in mice, I just catch them in a towel and let them free in the garden.

I'm nice like that, unlike nameless people who boil them in the bath

[Flashheart]

By nameless people you mean Fred?

[Bewster]

The USA Womens team keeper   

[nochee]

Wish I was hard enough to drown a mouse

I shot a rat caught in a trap with a 2.2 air rifle when i was younger. It took 7 shots to kill it!! I felt pretty shit afterwards

[König]

I shot a rat caught in a trap with a 2.2 air rifle when i was younger. It took 7 shots to kill it!! I felt pretty shit afterwards

you must be a pretty shit shot

[leefer]

I hate it when you see someone walking a young dog and trying to train it.....the dog refuses because uh oh its a dog and does not understand.

Then the prick of the owner tugs on its lead making it whelp and the poor mut gets a smack to make it sit.

It led to the owner apologising to the dog on my say so.

[No Longer Posh Red]

The guy who was organising the loading onto the raft ride at Blizzard Beach being Chris from Swindon.

Unfortunately didn't get long enough to ask him his thoughts on PDC or even what his favourite Cheese was.

[Ardiles]

We're going to be letting everyone home early this afternoon due to the Olympic Torch Relay passing close by.  After 4.30pm, looks as if no one will be able to reach their mainline stations to get home without massive delays.

I could post a 'too much work, too little time' grumble in the other thread...but too little time.

[Barry Scott]

Going to Landaan to watch Derren Brown this afternoon. Always wanted to see him live, now I am!

[Honkytonk]

Thanks all for calling me a cunt, I've only been posting here for a few days so I'm reet proud.

The mouse was gnawing its own leg off to escape, so I decided chucking the trap/mouse in a bucket full of water would be better than it dying in the walls and stinking up the place. I grew being taught to hit rats with a spade if I saw them whilst mucking out, so this was slighty more humane.

Also I was out of acid.

[Leggett]

Going to Landaan to watch Derren Brown this afternoon. Always wanted to see him live, now I am!

I look forward to you robbing a security truck in the coming days, or assassinating Stephen Fry at a book reading.