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« Reply #2820 on: Wednesday, October 5, 2011, 22:03:35 » |
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That's a coincidence. First time I went to the Oasis as a child there was a turd surfing on the wave machine waves.
Are you my dad?
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« Reply #2821 on: Wednesday, October 5, 2011, 22:05:41 » |
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« Reply #2822 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 05:52:53 » |
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A pleasant read to start the day and accompany my coco pops...
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« Reply #2823 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 07:45:23 » |
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Pooing in the pool isn't funny if your the lifeguard that has to fish it out!
I'm sure we've had that conversation before
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« Reply #2824 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 08:04:06 » |
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On a related subject, is there really a chemical that colours the water if you piss in the pool, or is that an urban legend?
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« Reply #2825 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 12:07:41 » |
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On a related subject, is there really a chemical that colours the water if you piss in the pool, or is that an urban legend?
In the years I've worked in the leisure business I've never seen or known of this actually existing. Although if someones piss is yellow enough you may be able to see it anyway !! Turds vary in being easy to spot, often depending if they're floaters or sinkers and if its in the shallow or deep end, or indeed if they're wearing a pair of Oxford Utd Speedos. |
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« Reply #2826 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 12:15:21 » |
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Daft question  How does a turd end up floating? Surely it has to be turned out of the swimming trunks/ costume? Couldn't they transport the offending article to the bogs? |
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« Reply #2827 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 12:16:31 » |
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Daft question How does a turd end up floating? Surely it has to be turned out of the swimming trunks/ costume? Couldn't they transport the offending article to the bogs? I was wondering the exact same thing. |
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« Reply #2828 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 12:20:41 » |
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I've never heard of any pools in this country that change colour when you wee in them either
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« Reply #2829 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 13:28:11 » |
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'Wide Open Space' by Mansun coming on the Ipod
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #2830 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 13:30:03 » |
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Turning the vibrate setting on your phone to maximum & not picking up the call.
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« Reply #2831 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 13:53:18 » |
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Daft question How does a turd end up floating? Surely it has to be turned out of the swimming trunks/ costume? Couldn't they transport the offending article to the bogs? Presumably you'd know you were about to expunge a dump from ones system, accordingly it makes sense that the individual would slide the trunks down ones buttocks to thigh level? |
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« Reply #2832 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 14:12:55 » |
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But if you knew the train was coming you'd get off the tracks, so to speak  |
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« Reply #2833 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 14:13:40 » |
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But if you knew the train was coming you'd get off the tracks, so to speak Do it too fast & you'll leave skid marks |
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« Reply #2834 on: Thursday, October 6, 2011, 14:18:01 » |
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I'm no expert. I confine my pool-time exploits to pissing and ejaculating.
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