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« Reply #12990 on: Wednesday, May 28, 2014, 11:39:28 » |
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Part of an article promoting a World Naked Bike Ride:
"Full and partial nudity is encouraged, but not mandatory and if the route is too long for you, you can pull out at one of the rest points."
Just for the male participants...
Made I larf anyway.
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« Reply #12991 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 09:59:51 » |
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My eldest starts school in September, and his teacher is called Miss Christmas  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #12992 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 10:02:43 » |
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Mary?
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« Reply #12993 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 10:03:18 » |
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I bet she never gets sick of being asked that... |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #12994 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 11:16:10 » |
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Fathers day in Germany
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« Reply #12995 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 12:12:31 » |
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On my lunchbreak, a car pulls up to reverse into a parking space and a woman drives around behind them, and proceeds to try and reverse into the same space. There's loads of spaces, they both drive off and park elsewhere  |
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« Reply #12996 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:36:15 » |
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I did a fucking dumb thing earlier. I rarely reverse into a parking spot, but today I did, which I'm guessing is why I was a penis.
When I went to leave, by default I stuck it into reverse and then proceeded to back straight into the fence behind me. It took me a while to realise what I'd done as I was expecting to go forward.
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« Reply #12997 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:43:11 » |
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 Sorry Bazza. 
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« Reply #12998 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:46:05 » |
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I did a fucking dumb thing earlier.
That's unlike you, Barry.  |
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« Reply #12999 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:57:29 » |
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I did chuckle at my stupidity. Fortunately there was no damage to the car, mainly as the fence was already ropey (partially fallen over) so I can only presume blondes must park there regularly and do the same. |
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« Reply #13000 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:58:38 » |
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I did chuckle at my stupidity. Fortunately there was no damage to the car, mainly as the fence was already ropey (partially fallen over) so I can only presume blondes must park there regularly and do the same. The fence sounds like your driving ability! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #13001 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 13:59:57 » |
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Sounds like the fence has fully fallen over now.
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« Reply #13002 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 16:59:10 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #13003 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 17:46:12 » |
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I did chuckle at my stupidity. Fortunately there was no damage to the car, mainly as the fence was already ropey (partially fallen over) so I can only presume blondes must park there regularly and do the same. There was a large bollard in front of one the disabled parking spaces just outside a supermarket I used to go to that one week became all wonky. Didn't think much of it other than the usual 'Oops, someone's knocked it over' until I went past it one day to see an old woman park right up against it, whose car had a dent of identical size and shape in the front. Was rather amusing. |
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« Reply #13004 on: Thursday, May 29, 2014, 18:58:29 » |
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Rickie Lambert to Liverpool. Thought Liverpool were looking to progress, no regress
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