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« Reply #11490 on: Tuesday, November 19, 2013, 19:55:16 » |
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The commentators on the Gibraltar v slovakia game
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Red Frog
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« Reply #11491 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 09:51:30 » |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11492 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 09:54:02 » |
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Meh.
You obviously haven't seen Fred Elliot's moves.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #11493 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 10:43:53 » |
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I've fallen asleep on the train after a skinful in town and ended up in Brighton on more than one occasion, much to my annoyance. This guy takes the biscuit though, makes me feel better about my unintended journeys! |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #11494 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 11:11:55 » |
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The writer of my exam question from this morning using the fictional twin brothers Reginald and Ronald.
Hard to concentrate on financial questions when you're imagining these fictional brothers obtained all of their assets from a train robbery.
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #11495 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 11:18:12 » |
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I've fallen asleep on the train after a skinful in town and ended up in Brighton on more than one occasion, much to my annoyance. This guy takes the biscuit though, makes me feel better about my unintended journeys!
http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=26498.195Halfway down. |
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« Reply #11496 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 11:53:13 » |
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Hahaha that's amazing. It's the cab rides home that cost more than your day/night out that are a killer.
Feel your pain Ralphy, you lightweight.
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kerry red
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« Reply #11497 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 11:59:12 » |
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There's plenty of dumb things you do when drunk - as I know all too well
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #11498 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:01:24 » |
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kerry red
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« Reply #11499 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:11:56 » |
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Trouble is, one of my youthful misdemeanours led to 6 months in a military prison in Colchester
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« Reply #11500 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:15:16 » |
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Trouble is, one of my youthful misdemeanours led to 6 months in a military prison in Colchester
You're going to have to expand on that one |
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« Reply #11501 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:25:38 » |
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In the 70s I was in the RAF and was stationed at RAF Upavon. I think I was about 19 at the time.
Anyway, In a drunken state I fell totally in love with a young female RAF officer - which was way out of the question with no fraternising between the ranks.
This particular evening she was on duty overnight and as such she had to stay in a room specifically for those on duty.
I decided I had to tell her of my infatuation so broke into her room and waited for her.
Unfortunately, the drink told me to get naked and hide in her wardrobe, thereby giving her a pleasant surprise.
I wish I could remember the look on her face when she opened the wardrobe door but, nsurprisingly I was hauled off to the guard room and was charged.
I had a military hearing a week or so later and found guilty of sexually threatening a female officer and sentenced to 6 months in Colchester
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tans
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« Reply #11502 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:31:01 » |
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Did you fuck her when you got released though
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11503 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:33:47 » |
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Quality.
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #11504 on: Wednesday, November 20, 2013, 12:37:11 » |
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Every now and then, someone contributes something that genuinely makes me smile - that was a good tale!
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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