Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:20:02 » |
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Ill be Gok Wan without the stealing!
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nevillew
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:20:53 » |
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Good work Batch
"Swindon take Mill to the Wall."
"Swindon's White army stays cool and smashes Lion's pride"
"Lions sent back to the Den by Danny's mane attraction"
More to follow.....
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Whits
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:22:40 » |
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I will be drinking...heavily...is that a job?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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nevillew
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:23:18 » |
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I will be drinking...heavily...is that a job?
Someone's got to do it... |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Batch
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:24:19 » |
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It can be
Whits - official drunk. You job is to be the most drunk TEFer. ANd nobody is allowed to be more drunk than you. So you better be trouser wettingly drunk
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:26:37 » |
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batch - delegating jobs to all forum members prior to the match....you've made a good start, well done
barry scott - responsible for pre-match entertainment. hijack the PA system and blast out hamburgers and insane clown posse.
spacey and flammableben - the "alternative" match report, full of satire and rapier like wit that could cut the toughest steak from 100 yards.
magicroundabout - make sure ralphy gets shanked by 'wall
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:28:06 » |
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As TEF official Gok Wan I can confirm Whits will need some sort of waterproof trouser if he wishes to piss himself at all during the day!
I fear a tena for men may not be enough for his drunk task!
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Nemo
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:28:35 » |
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Miss Angry's making 32,000 Bacon Sarnies. Better get frying!
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nevillew
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:29:37 » |
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"Frying tonight - Miss Angry's catering mission"
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Arriba
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:30:16 » |
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deltaincline - pre match foul language and abuse.gets it over and done with so families with young kids don't get offended during the match
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:42:40 » |
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I will be illegally drinking on the coach.
Beer in Lucozade bottles i reckon.
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Clems Army!
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Batch
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:43:56 » |
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tgood work nev, don't peek too early.
petswinprizes - danny baker baiter. you are named after one of his failed shows, your job is to hunt him down and stalk him whilst singing the 'horses arse' song of yesteryear.
reg - chief remonisser. inspire us with stories of how wembley present isn't is good as it used to be.
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Arriba
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:44:11 » |
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Talktalk -- Pre match soap box nutter.stands outside wembley preaching his bizarre views to the approaching crowd
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:46:25 » |
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Very good JFW, you are now our official "Gok Wan but better". Shame you aren't Gok himself. His shoplifing skills would come in handy for the food too.
But Nemo is on vol-au-vents now.
Paul D - Professional Scouser, with special attachment and advisor in chief to Nemo . Your roots must mean you have the 'scouse borrow' gene.
 I'd better get started working out how I'm going to get Millwall's team coach up on bricks then. It's a bigger job than your standard Escort. Actually I may just nick it and use it to ramraid Dixons |
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Batch
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, May 27, 2010, 12:47:12 » |
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flash - moonshine runner. supply beer to any tef going by sas travel. codeword "flash aaaggh"
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