Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Nemo]

Im pretty sure someone entered my car in the night. I won't say broke in becuase i can't be 100% sure i locked it.

I get in this morning and the glove box is open, the passenger seat is moved right back, there is a funny smell like stale smoke and when i switch the engine on the ignition it told me the passenger door was open.
The only thing of value is my ipod in there which was still there, but the most stange thing was i have 2 iphone cables, one for my phone and one for the ipod. These cables had been swapped over.

I think i might be going crazy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34084781

Perhaps there was a cricketing Christmas party going on nearby last night?

[4D]

Maybe someone mistook it for a portaloo on their way back from a Christmas party. 

[Chubbs]

Maybe someone mistook it for a portaloo on their way back from a Christmas party. 

I'd love to have CCTV so i could see what happened. The thing is, the car is in a court yard behind the house, so its not even out on the main road.

[Batch]

Scillyred, I'll no doubt be following your lead. Its time for me to try to re-negotiate discounts with BT and cancellation chicken with Sky. At least with broadband if BT don't play ball its easy enough to switch back to Sky.

sky could only offer 20% on phone. cancelled. walked back to sofa. go on laptop, logged into mysky. "50% off for 12 months"...

BT went up from 28 to 31 for infinity and line rental. cheaper to switch to sky + quidco but took it as BT wifi and bt sport lite is nice to have and it saves hassle

[suttonred]

Had the wife's cousins over Saturday, her female one bought here new husband. they got here 5.30, the husband caned a bottle of JD before 7 and promptly fell flat on his back. We put him om the sofa for a kip, next thing we hear is "hurry he's naked and trying to piss on the xmas tree". He gets dragged to the toilet shreddies round his ankles no damage done... He then decides he wants more booze which i'm reluctant to, and give him neat coke. After the same story 3 times he disappears and we find him completely naked trying to wet the xmas tree again. I said to his wife she either puts him to bed or he's out. We'd shown them where the spare room is, but the silly cow puts him naked into our bed. I hoof him out and he's moaning he cant find his pants. Anyway it calms down he gets put to bed in the correct room, and then we embark on a cleaning/bed changing spree. (not the wife though..) All calm now, until I get up in the morning and find the greedy fucker has got up at 5am and eaten all the bacon and the bread. On top of that We're still finding things he's fallen on and broken 2 days later, needless to say his first and last visit to Chez Sutton..

[Talk Talk]

Had the wife's cousins over Saturday, her female one bought here new husband. they got here 5.30, the husband caned a bottle of JD before 7 and promptly fell flat on his back. We put him om the sofa for a kip, next thing we hear is "hurry he's naked and trying to piss on the xmas tree". He gets dragged to the toilet shreddies round his ankles no damage done... He then decides he wants more booze which i'm reluctant to, and give him neat coke. After the same story 3 times he disappears and we find him completely naked trying to wet the xmas tree again. I said to his wife she either puts him to bed or he's out. We'd shown them where the spare room is, but the silly cow puts him naked into our bed. I hoof him out and he's moaning he cant find his pants. Anyway it calms down he gets put to bed in the correct room, and then we embark on a cleaning/bed changing spree. (not the wife though..) All calm now, until I get up in the morning and find the greedy fucker has got up at 5am and eaten all the bacon and the bread. On top of that We're still finding things he's fallen on and broken 2 days later, needless to say his first and last visit to Chez Sutton..

Is his nickname Flash?

[suttonred]

chipolata now.

[RobertT]

Why do some blokes have that odd pissing thing when drunk?  Sure, when caught short an alleyway sometimes has to suffice, but I've heard of wardrobes being used, drawers and so on.

[suttonred]

My brother in law pissed in the cutlery drawer, I didn't know and made a cup of tea with a spoon. Couldn't twig why it was wet. Instead of blood brothers, we're piss brothers..

[Tails]

Dog got into a pack of mince pies last night. An expensive vet trip and hours of vomiting later I, thankfully, have a happy healthy dog but fuck me that was a scare. Be careful with your Christmas treats folks, especially if your dog is a scavenger like mine is!

[Leggett]

My brother in law pissed in the cutlery drawer, I didn't know and made a cup of tea with a spoon. Couldn't twig why it was wet. Instead of blood brothers, we're piss brothers..

You've got an odd family, bud...

[4D]

I usually make a cup of tea with a tea bag.

[horlock07]

You've got an odd family, bud...

Indeed they do seem a little pissy....

[Chubbs]

Traffic, I know its a few days to christmas but is there really that may people who havent done any shopping. I get an hour for lunch and sometime like to go home, it normaly takes 10 minutes there and back, today, by the time i got home, i pretty much had to leave again.

[4D]

But weren't you adding to the traffic?