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« Reply #21645 on: Sunday, December 6, 2015, 15:12:07 » |
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that was me on the way to work last week. sod waiting in a non moving queue towards mannington
tut tut.
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« Reply #21646 on: Sunday, December 6, 2015, 21:08:14 » |
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Nob heads doing three point turns on Tewkesbury way
I see this all the time, I work at Blagrove and sometimes at 5pm the queues going towards the M4 can be down towards John Lewis. I've nothing against people doing the U turns (i'd probably do it myself) its when they do it without looking whats comming the other way.
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« Reply #21647 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 09:32:37 » |
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Now the 4th morning I've sat trying to get fucking Adele tickets for the other half. Bored fucking stiff of this now.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #21648 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 09:49:05 » |
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Why can't she do it?
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« Reply #21649 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 09:49:07 » |
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Just tell her they've sold out.
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« Reply #21650 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 10:15:49 » |
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Now the 4th morning I've sat trying to get fucking Adele tickets for the other half. Bored fucking stiff of this now.
Get 'er some bath salts
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« Reply #21651 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 10:17:46 » |
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she's at work, I'm not.
Managed to get her 2 tickets, the last couple left with the shittiest view in the NEC. I'm not going, so don't care!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #21652 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 12:01:21 » |
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she's at work, I'm not.
Managed to get her 2 tickets, the last couple left with the shittiest view in the NEC. I'm not going, so don't care!
I bet she'll moan that the tickets are shit.
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« Reply #21653 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 15:18:50 » |
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2 of my good friends are in Koh Samui at the moment and my sister in law is in NYC. Two of my favourite holiday destinations and i'm annoyed that im not going to be able to afford to go to either for a fair few years.
Anyone know anywhere i can sell a couple of kids? I hear blonde hair and blue eyes command quite an attractive fee.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #21654 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 15:37:28 » |
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2 of my good friends are in Koh Samui at the moment and my sister in law is in NYC. Two of my favourite holiday destinations and i'm annoyed that im not going to be able to afford to go to either for a fair few years.
Anyone know anywhere i can see a couple of kids? I hear blonde hair and blue eyes command quite an attractive fee.

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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #21655 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 15:45:43 » |
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sell, i mean sell. Honest. Though that doesnt really help my case much does it.
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« Reply #21656 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 16:18:59 » |
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I just spat water all over my keyboard. Very funny
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« Reply #21657 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 19:36:16 » |
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Recruiter called me today to ask me for a reference for a guy we dismissed a couple of months ago for gross negligence, how did he expect that would turn out?
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« Reply #21658 on: Monday, December 7, 2015, 20:43:51 » |
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Recruiter called me today to ask me for a reference for a guy we dismissed a couple of months ago for gross negligence, how did he expect that would turn out?
144 mistakes?
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« Reply #21659 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2015, 19:41:03 » |
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144 mistakes?
An old imperial joke. Better hind the metric stasi will be after you.
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