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Nomoreheroes
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« Reply #13620 on: Friday, September 27, 2013, 21:22:22 »

Fingers crossed for Mr BD Snr. Hope he gets well soon.
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« Reply #13621 on: Friday, September 27, 2013, 21:54:27 »

Fingers crossed for Mr BD Snr. Hope he gets well soon.

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« Reply #13622 on: Friday, September 27, 2013, 22:35:04 »

 Watching something recorded on sky+, forgetting it's on playback and watching the adverts.  Doh
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« Reply #13623 on: Friday, September 27, 2013, 22:51:42 »

Watching something recorded on sky+, forgetting it's on playback and watching the adverts.  Doh

Ahahahahaha, that made me spit-take.

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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13624 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 00:26:29 »

Haha^. Thanks to all above. Touch wood all is well. Thanks again.

A great philosopher once said, you can always depend on the kindness of strangers
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« Reply #13625 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 08:47:10 »

Pulling out of some fat whore at about 5am this morning under absolute furious instruction not to ejaculate on her or her bed, so aiming over the side and spunking all over my own clothes.

And having to endure the walk of shame 3 hours later in said clothes.

Cunt
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« Reply #13626 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 08:57:00 »

Pulling out of some fat whore at about 5am this morning under absolute furious instruction not to ejaculate on her or her bed, so aiming over the side and spunking all over my own clothes.

And having to endure the walk of shame 3 hours later in said clothes.

Cunt

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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #13627 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 09:29:03 »

Pulling out of some fat whore at about 5am this morning under absolute furious instruction not to ejaculate on her or her bed, so aiming over the side and spunking all over my own clothes.

And having to endure the walk of shame 3 hours later in said clothes.

Cunt

Brilliant Dave! Your so wrong it's kinda right??!
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DV
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« Reply #13628 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 10:23:23 »

Pulling out of some fat whore at about 5am this morning under absolute furious instruction not to ejaculate on her or her bed, so aiming over the side and spunking all over my own clothes.

And having to endure the walk of shame 3 hours later in said clothes.

Cunt

Why not shoot inside and avoid the mess all together?
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DMR

« Reply #13629 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 10:26:37 »

To be fair I don't think in her was clearly ruled out
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« Reply #13630 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 10:35:13 »

Why not shoot inside and avoid the mess all together?

Because if there's one thing that both DMR and the rest of the world would agree on, it's that the time is not right for a baby DMR.

Good story though, nearly choked on my toast.

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« Reply #13631 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 11:24:57 »

Because if there's one thing that both DMR and the rest of the world would agree on, it's that the time is not right for a baby DMR.

Good story though, nearly choked on my toast.



Well obviously!!

However, I'm not certain the old 'pull out before you cum' is the most effective method of birth control...
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« Reply #13632 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 11:27:54 »

Well obviously!!

However, I'm not certain the old 'pull out before you cum' is the most effective method of birth control...

Wont stop him getting a dose of galloping cock rot either
Neither of em obv fussy 
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fatbasher

« Reply #13633 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 13:16:37 »

Going to Handy's for a piece to repair my lawn mower. Cant't find the part. Can't get on the Flymo website to cost the part for me to drive over to the distribution centre and pick one up. To hear a message they left on my phone which was on silent 20 minutes before they closed to say they have found the part! And they got my name wrong, FFS he wrote it down with my number.
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13634 on: Saturday, September 28, 2013, 13:53:12 »

Pulling out of some fat whore at about 5am this morning under absolute furious instruction not to ejaculate on her or her bed, so aiming over the side and spunking all over my own clothes.

And having to endure the walk of shame 3 hours later in said clothes.

Cunt
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