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« Reply #13440 on: Wednesday, September 18, 2013, 22:01:21 » |
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You wash your hands in them.
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« Reply #13441 on: Wednesday, September 18, 2013, 22:05:05 » |
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Aren't they officially known as crane flies? All they seem to do is try and get in houses and have kids pull their legs off. What are crane flies all about? Batch, my utility room sink is for washing paint brushes etc.  |
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mystical_goat
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« Reply #13442 on: Wednesday, September 18, 2013, 23:33:41 » |
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Is it true that they have no mouths, which is why they only live for about 2 days?
And that they contain a shitload of poison but have no way to inject it!? That second one sounds like a surefire myth.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13443 on: Thursday, September 19, 2013, 06:12:39 » |
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False in both accounts.
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DMR
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« Reply #13444 on: Thursday, September 19, 2013, 06:13:13 » |
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Your choice; but if you want any form of credit in the next six years, don't skip any payments.
Nonsense. "Any form of credit" denied for not paying a phone bill on time. I for one can testify that isn't true. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13445 on: Thursday, September 19, 2013, 09:04:19 » |
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Nonsense. "Any form of credit" denied for not paying a phone bill on time. I for one can testify that isn't true.
Ok, most forms of credit. It was just a warning and I suppose really should've said "cheap/affordable credit". I've seen people who've had mortgages declined (and the subsequent fallout of letting down the whole chain) because they had a disagreement with their mobile provider and just decided not to pay. |
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« Reply #13446 on: Thursday, September 19, 2013, 17:15:28 » |
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Another facebooky thing that fucks me off: when hideous women publicise a status lamenting how fat/ugly/old they are, and numerous (female) friends pipe up about how pretty said hideous woman is.
Erm... No, she was right, she's repugnant.
Equally, worldies who post status' about how terrible they are. If you want complimenting that much, just get your udders out for the lads.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13447 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 09:58:40 » |
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I work by the bus station. We've just had a fire drill. The fire drill meeting point is by the war memorial.
The fucking opposite end of town
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #13448 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 10:48:35 » |
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I work by the bus station. We've just had a fire drill. The fire drill meeting point is by the war memorial.
The fucking opposite end of town
Well it gets you well clear of the fire...what's the problem with that? |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13449 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 10:53:27 » |
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it's fucking miles away
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #13450 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 11:10:00 » |
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You just got paid to wander through town and you're moaning? Grow up.
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« Reply #13451 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 11:19:43 » |
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Daddy long legs. Cunting things
Leatherjackets, the starting point for daddy long legs's, are even more revolting, and if you have an infestation, they will ruin your lawn. There seems to be may leatherjacket infestations in new estates in north swindon for some reason. Revolting things, and a bitch to get rid of. |
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jimmy_onions
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« Reply #13452 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 11:21:20 » |
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I fished one out of the utility room sink tonight. What do they actually do?
I tell you what they do, on one preselcted day at the end of August, they slide out of their sleeping bag things (leather jackets), lay eggs on the lawn for next years leather jackets, fly around for about 48hrs more and then die. |
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« Reply #13453 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 11:37:31 » |
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There seems to be may leatherjacket infestations in new estates in north swindon for some reason.
Revolting things, and a bitch to get rid of.
Probably got brought in with the turf from wherever the company who laid it purchased it from. |
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« Reply #13454 on: Friday, September 20, 2013, 13:08:27 » |
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I work by the bus station. We've just had a fire drill. The fire drill meeting point is by the war memorial.
The fucking opposite end of town
When I was at the college which is no longer there, we had a fire drill and the meeting point was in the car park right in front of the college. Taking into account the amount of glass at the front of that building and the fact the car park is well full of petrol filled cars - it didnt seem like such a safe option to me... |
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