Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[bigbobjoylove]

That bad? Yikes.

[jayohaitchenn]

Try taking her to one side and calmly and politely say something like "YOU FUCKING STINK LOVE"

[DMR]

Is she fit?

[Reg Smeeton]

Is she fit?

Either way just say you've got a bit of kink for smelly women, and that she's doing the job for you. So you'll either get a shag, or she'll be horrified and freshen up...win/win.

[blinkpip]

Either way just say you've got a bit of kink for smelly women, and that she's doing the job for you. So you'll either get a shag, or she'll be horrified and freshen up...win/win.

Lets be honest, DMR would shag a dead chicken given a chance.

[Reg Smeeton]

Lets be honest, DMR would shag a dead chicken given a chance.

TBF...it's not DMR's issue, I just stuck my reply on the end of his question for convenience. DMR is a discerning chap...he reckoned he'd turn that good looking golfing 17 year old Charley Hull down.

[kerry red]

2 things in this world smell of fish


and 1 of them is fish

[DMR]

Getting nabbed in the last minute at Futsal for the second week in a row.

[Empathy Sloth]

Getting nabbed in the last minute at Futsal for the second week in a row.

[Bob's Orange]

Got this email regarding my car which I advertised - 99% sure its a scam.

Alright,
I am very keen. How i wish i could come for viewing and inspection as
am currently oversea (China) at the moment and I want it picked up
before i get back, though i wont back in couple of weeks. Due to my
inability to make a bank deposit,I would be paying via PayPal which is
safer for me. Kindly send me a paypal payment invoice or create an
account at www.paypal.com if you dont have one.Or I can also transfer
money from my PayPal account to your bank account.All i need for that
is your bank details i.e bank name,account holder's name,account
number and bsb so i can proceed with payment.I will make a concrete
pick up arrangement with my transport agent who will be coming over
for pick up once you receive full payment into your account.Have a
nice day. Few more photos will be appreciated as well and I am pleased
with the Price.

I'd like to know certain things too

Are you the first owner?
What is your reason for selling it?

I'm sorry, just want to be sure about the sale before I proceed.

Marcus

[Peter Venkman]

Got this email regarding my car which I advertised - 99% sure its a scam.

Alright,
I am very keen. How i wish i could come for viewing and inspection as
am currently oversea (China) at the moment and I want it picked up
before i get back, though i wont back in couple of weeks. Due to my
inability to make a bank deposit,I would be paying via PayPal which is
safer for me. Kindly send me a paypal payment invoice or create an
account at www.paypal.com if you dont have one.Or I can also transfer
money from my PayPal account to your bank account.All i need for that
is your bank details i.e bank name,account holder's name,account
number and bsb so i can proceed with payment.I will make a concrete
pick up arrangement with my transport agent who will be coming over
for pick up once you receive full payment into your account.Have a
nice day. Few more photos will be appreciated as well and I am pleased
with the Price.

I'd like to know certain things too

Are you the first owner?
What is your reason for selling it?

I'm sorry, just want to be sure about the sale before I proceed.

Marcus

A quick google shows it is a scam.

http://vkham.com/index.php/features/forum-home/default-topic/47-scam

[Sippo]

100% scam. The grammar says it all, and when the word 'safe' is mentioned you just know. It's a favourite word for scammers!

[Bob's Orange]

100% scam. The grammar says it all, and when the word 'safe' is mentioned you just know. It's a favourite word for scammers!

Yeah I thought as much. I don't use it but thought PayPal was very secure? I presume they transfer dodgy money and get a high value item out of it for 'nothing'?

[Chubbs]

Got this email regarding my car which I advertised - 99% sure its a scam.

Alright,
I am very keen. How i wish i could come for viewing and inspection as
am currently oversea (China) at the moment and I want it picked up
before i get back, though i wont back in couple of weeks. Due to my
inability to make a bank deposit,I would be paying via PayPal which is
safer for me. Kindly send me a paypal payment invoice or create an
account at www.paypal.com if you dont have one.Or I can also transfer
money from my PayPal account to your bank account.All i need for that
is your bank details i.e bank name,account holder's name,account
number and bsb so i can proceed with payment.I will make a concrete
pick up arrangement with my transport agent who will be coming over
for pick up once you receive full payment into your account.Have a
nice day. Few more photos will be appreciated as well and I am pleased
with the Price.

I'd like to know certain things too

Are you the first owner?
What is your reason for selling it?

I'm sorry, just want to be sure about the sale before I proceed.

Marcus

[janaage]

Just send a reply

Are you the first owner?
No, 16th owner from new.

What is your reason for selling it?
I murdered my cheating whore of a wife in it a couple of months ago, thought I'd be okay driving it about but too many memories of her begging me for her life, along with the blood stained seats mean  I'm reluctantly going to have to her to let her go.

Shame cos it's a great little runner, the car that is, not the wife, she's dead soapy tit wank.