sonicyouth
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« Reply #12105 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 15:55:39 » |
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Fairly certain I shredded it all when I moved away last year.
Just found out Halifax are cancelling my credit card because I haven't been using it. Hooray!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #12106 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 17:29:01 » |
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Umbrellas in general - wear a fucking coat, cunt.
I have a small umbrella that activates at the push of a button, and fits inside my satchel for work  /gay |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Abrahammer
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A legitimate dude sighting
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« Reply #12107 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 17:39:32 » |
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I cant use an umbrella as it reminds me of that test the doc down at the sex clinic used to do to check if you caught anything
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Flashheart
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« Reply #12108 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 18:08:53 » |
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Thrush. (The oral variety). One is not feeling at all well.
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No Longer Posh Red
Not Posh any more!
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« Reply #12109 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 18:10:18 » |
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Thrush. (The oral variety). One is not feeling at all well.
That's what you get for kissing budgies  |
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STFC 4 Arsenal 3, the best birthday present ever
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Batch
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« Reply #12110 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 18:16:34 » |
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That's what you get for kissing budgies Trill seeker. That pun never gets old. |
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leefer
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« Reply #12111 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 18:21:49 » |
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Thrush. (The oral variety). One is not feeling at all well.
Could lend you some salt  |
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DMR
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« Reply #12113 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:09:40 » |
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I have a small umbrella that activates at the push of a button, and fits inside my satchel for work /gay Aren't you a secretary? |
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wiggy
Whippet fancying, T-shirt flogging cunt
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #12114 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:12:09 » |
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I have a really hard piece of skin on the side of my foot. I want to pick it off but my wife keeps moaning at me.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #12115 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:34:41 » |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #12116 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:37:32 » |
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BRURKEN BRITUNN
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #12117 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 23:11:30 » |
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Not having access to a car for the past few days and for the next couple of weeks is doing my head in, especially with this fucking weather.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #12118 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 10:42:43 » |
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Aren't you a secretary?
Trainee |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #12119 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 10:46:01 » |
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Classy swindon people. Really does some this town up. And people wonder why we get such a shit reputation. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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