Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[JanAageisGod]

USA Soccer Guy is worse. Dismal one-trick pony who claims he is "ironic" to justify recycling the same basic gag till we all die.

[wiggy]

My youngest lads team having to have a first placed playoff for the Mid-Wilts under 11's league. Two teams tied for points, but his has the better goal difference and better record against the team they tied with.

[Batch]

My youngest lads team having to have a first placed playoff for the Mid-Wilts under 11's league. Two teams tied for points, but his has the better goal difference and better record against the team they tied with.

Yeah, same in North Wilts (u9 at least). For ages it looked like it could be a 3 way tie between my lads team (Croft), Shrivenham and Forest Green. We all had to play each other in the final weeks of the season and it shook out it the wash before a playoffathon was needed..

In our case Shrivenham had the best GD, so we were glad of the playoff opportunity.

good luck Wiggy Jr

[Nemo]

The staff of my local curry house and the fish and chip shop next door have been deported en masse for overstaying their visas.

This is not ideal, what the fuck am I going to have for dinner?

[Batch]

The staff of my local curry house and the fish and chip shop next door have been deported en masse for overstaying their visas.

This is not ideal, what the fuck am I going to have for dinner?

Where is that?

[Nemo]

Where is that?

Moorland Road, Bath.

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/18-arrested-Home-Office-raids-restaurants-Bath/story-18948087-detail/story.html

Fuck you Cameron, I'm hungry.

[Batch]

Phew, not Swindon. I really fancy a curry now!

[Flashheart]

The staff of my local curry house and the fish and chip shop next door have been deported en masse for overstaying their visas.

This is not ideal, what the fuck am I going to have for dinner?

I've overstayed my visa in Thailand a few times. If you willingly go to immigration or a border and pay a fine they let you off, but if you get caught you're in a spot of bother.

There was one time I was nearly caught when drinking with friends outside my apartment building, there was a small shop that sold beers and had a table outside.

That night the immigration department turned up and did a raid on illegal immigrants in the building and they asked all foreigners for their passports. Mine was upstairs in my apartment...... I was about 18 months over. Just as I was stammering and kacking myself about being caught overstaying my visa a load of (presumably) Africans and Arabs came running out of the apartment building to try to escape the immigration bods. Those lads and lasses making a run for it saved me as the old bill forgot all about me and focused on catching the runners instead.

Cool story, Bro!

[leefer]

This:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

It annoys me that there are people in this world (yes, America, I'm looking at you) to whom the ability to own a gun is the pinnacle of all freedoms.

A bit over the top i thought the ....yes America theme.



I know 6 Americans who all own guns legally....would only ever use them if they or there friends were threatened.

So yes Peter i probably over reacted to your post...apologies for that but i am one of the few who find the anti USA brigade  a tad boring.

If i lived there i would own a gun......and the cheapest one available.

Sorry for more babbling

[Bogus Dave]

The staff of my local curry house and the fish and chip shop next door have been deported en masse for overstaying their visas.

This is not ideal, what the fuck am I going to have for dinner?

Herbies and panahar? Panahar is the nuts, herbies much less so

[Nemo]

Herbies and panahar? Panahar is the nuts, herbies much less so

Yarp, them and Boojans

Herbie's chips are the fucking tits, and a large one could feed a small herd of African Elephant. Their fish is pretty dire though.

[donkey]

Why teams don't have men on both posts for corners.  Whilst I'm on about it, if you are going to have only one man on the post, then it should be the back post, not the front, as it is easier for the keeper to move forward than back.  Watford conceded their goal today, with no-one on either post.

[No Longer Posh Red]

The World Supersport race being Red Flagged for the third time.

[blinkpip]

Being reported on my PS3. playing Fifa last night with pro player online and I scored being the keeper. One fucker thought I was player boosting with others?

[4D]

Driving from Calne to Devizes today and all the shit for brains drivers seemed to be on the road. Some woman driving like she was pissed coming out of Calne. About 4 miles later there were a couple who seemed to be practising the emergency stop who pulled over without indicating.