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« Reply #9105 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 21:46:07 »

The four pissed up pricks ....two couples who turned up to the seats at lady gaga and pissed everybody off.

I had my 11 year old daughter with me.....nearly bit my lips in to pieces.

Badly brought up selfish fucks.
Feel for you mate.
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« Reply #9106 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 21:53:12 »

Having a scan and being told that I've have a sizeable kidney stone, too big to pass.
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« Reply #9107 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 22:02:11 »

My wife's employer (my ex-employer) phoning her up whilst on maternity leave to ask if she fancies coming in for a few hours because they've got backlogs. Jokers.

She should tell them she wants £250 per day and won't work partial days.

Or just tell them to get fucked, they can't make her work KIT days if she doesn't agree to it.
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« Reply #9108 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 22:19:18 »

But they're not making her work are they?  They've asked if she fancies going in. Surely a 'no' would do, telling them to 'get fucked' might be taking things a little far, and would probably get her a disciplinary.
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« Reply #9109 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 22:48:27 »

But they're not making her work are they?  They've asked if she fancies going in. Surely a 'no' would do, telling them to 'get fucked' might be taking things a little far, and would probably get her a disciplinary.

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« Reply #9110 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 06:35:49 »

No, they're not forcing her to go in or saying it's compulsory, but it just miffed me that they're taking advantage of the KIT days because they're in the shit when they know full well she has a 2yr old and a 3month old to look after.
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« Reply #9111 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:16:32 »

Spending all morning googling these Kate Middleton photos to no avail.
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« Reply #9112 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:21:01 »

Spending all morning googling these Kate Middleton photos to no avail.

Apparantley it is being published in a magazine tomorrow, so you might have more luck then...
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« Reply #9113 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:24:32 »

Spending all morning googling these Kate Middleton photos to no avail.

Same...
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« Reply #9114 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:28:01 »

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« Reply #9115 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:43:44 »

No, they're not forcing her to go in or saying it's compulsory, but it just miffed me that they're taking advantage of the KIT days because they're in the shit when they know full well she has a 2yr old and a 3month old to look after.


My wife got paid for all her KIT days, we used it to suppliment our income, our daughter went to the grandparents on those days. 

I think thay do have to pay for KIT days
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« Reply #9116 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:43:49 »

Watching a programme the other evening about twin & triplet pregnancies.  Young chap holding his wife's hand, looks at the camera and says 'We're pregnant!'

No you're fucking not, you dick.  She is.  Why?!  Are you having one too?

Damn nearly threw my shoe at the TV.
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« Reply #9117 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:44:34 »

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« Reply #9118 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:46:31 »

Watching a programme the other evening about twin & triplet pregnancies.  Young chap holding his wife's hand, looks at the camera and says 'We're pregnant!'
No you're fucking not, you dick.  She is.  Why?!  Are you having one too?
Damn nearly threw my shoe at the TV.

This. I spent the whole 9 months pretending it wasn't going to happen - as most men should.
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« Reply #9119 on: Friday, September 14, 2012, 09:52:19 »

This. I spent the whole 9 months pretending it wasn't going to happen - as most men should.

I'm doing that now, just constantly in denial about the whole thing.
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