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« Reply #8550 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 12:24:10 »

Because I'm a whiny bitch.

Just get a snake anyway and leave it there
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« Reply #8551 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 12:40:24 »

Flashheart you're a fucking genius.

Ask Flash if he can post you his rodent corpse, that will scare the fuckers away
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« Reply #8552 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 12:43:18 »

Banks in general but..........

When you go into a bank and there is a big queue and maybe 2 tellers open. Then some gormless work experience cunt  comes up and asks people in the queue if they are paying in, which no fucker ever is. then just stands about doing fuck all, picking his arse.

WHY DONT YOU GET BEHIND THE COUNTER AND OPEN ANOTHER FUCKING WINDOW YOU CLUELESS WASTE OF BOLLOCKS.

Top work, I love a good rant.
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« Reply #8553 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 13:26:37 »

Next doors kids.

By last night just 2 days into the holidays they'd kicked a ball against my car and used my garden as their pitch,
Dumped their bikes on my drive, Dropped litter which ended up in my property (which they do all the time so i've chucked it all in their garden). Picked up the decorative stones which divide our homes and chucked them about. For church goers they have no respect for where they live.
I shouted at the little cunts last night so i hope that's done the trick.
My front garden layout wouldn't suit a fence otherwise i'd have one up.
Can see a big bust up coming the way things are going.
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DMR

« Reply #8554 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 14:38:26 »

Top work, I love a good rant.

Expect you have plenty of time to enjoy them if you take an extra week off work for every 7 weeks of the year...
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« Reply #8555 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 16:10:09 »

If I was up a mountain, or in a forest, or on a beach, or on holiday, I might be enjoying this weather a bit.  But I'm not.  I'm in London, and the heat and the sweat and the glare of the sun is really getting on my nerves.  When the rest of the country seems to be cooing that 'summer has arrived' and the tabloids are hysterically informing everyone that it's hotter here than Hawaii/Barcelona/Mogadishu, I find myself pining for autumn weather, the smell of damp leaves on a bonfire, curtains drawn by 5pm and deep blue skies in mid winter.  I know this isn't normal, but it's just how I am.
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« Reply #8556 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 16:58:20 »

You're not the only Ardiles, i'm not a Summer animal either.

Although cycling to work in shorts and a t-shirt is more enjoyable than wearing waterproofs, so it has its upsides.
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« Reply #8557 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 17:08:32 »

I always thought he was the real Ardiles until I met him
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« Reply #8558 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 19:18:21 »

When did the GB team become Team GB, people took the piss out of the Americans for things like this its just so not British!!!
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« Reply #8559 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 19:20:24 »

When did the GB team become Team GB, people took the piss out of the Americans for things like this its just so not British!!!
 

Team GB is definitely a shit name. Like Stadium:MK.
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« Reply #8560 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 21:44:59 »


Team GB is definitely a shit name. Like Stadium:MK.

Agree with this. Very noticeable watching the football - it's never Great Britain vs anybody else, it's always Team GB vs New Zealand, Team GB vs Brazil etc.
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« Reply #8561 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 22:37:52 »

 My 16 year old having to pay for an adult  train ticket to Plymouth. Funny how you can't breath without asking because "your only sixteen" but  when it comes to buying tickets your classed as an adult.
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« Reply #8562 on: Wednesday, July 25, 2012, 23:11:45 »

Expect you have plenty of time to enjoy them if you take an extra week off work for every 7 weeks of the year...

You love a good troll.
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« Reply #8563 on: Thursday, July 26, 2012, 08:09:41 »

Cycling to work today and forgetting my trousers  No
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Flashheart

« Reply #8564 on: Thursday, July 26, 2012, 08:12:38 »

You rode to work in your underwear?
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