Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Benzel]

People that get dressed up to go to the cinema.

[Bewster]

fuck yea!! is it free sir?

Its going on ebay, hoping to get £200.

[Flashheart]

People that get dressed up to go to the cinema.

My misses insists I dress smart for all manner of things to do in public......

Does my nut in.

[No Longer Posh Red]

People that get dressed up to go to the cinema.

We are a bit prudish like that up here, nudism at the local showcase is frowned upon

[Barry Scott]

BT. I've spoke to them for about 4 hours in the last 7-10 days and not once have I been able to find the right department using their fucking terrible automated telephone thing. I also think they don't employ a single competent person with even a scrap of knowledge.

In the last 10 days I've -
* cancelled broadband that was due to be taken out
* been sent their shit Homehub anyway
* phoned to return it, and been told to not worry about it
* had a letter telling me to return it or I'll be charged (why, you fucked up, collect it.)
* had an engineer cancelled because they couldn't see why I wanted one
* been told the engineer was cancelled because I had not cancelled my BB, but my whole line, so was due to cut off completely - despite being charged £120 for a year's line rental up front
* been sent a bill for £14.90, when I owe nothing
* been told I owe them nothing and everything is now fine
* been told I owe them £128
* been told I was being put on hold and ending up in another dept and having to confirm my identity again (about 5 times)

Fuck I hate dealing with BT. Not as much as TalkTalk, but they're right up there.

[Saxondale]

That woman who advertises some form of moist toilet paper. Yes, well done, you've clearly enticed a gaggle (the only description fit) of ladies who should know better into a convenience by promising chocolate, poor quality chardonnay and a shoulder to cry on about how your husband leaves the toilet seat up, but your final line really does sum up the capitalist malaise we've stumbled into. 'Its all Ive ever wanted, a nation of clean bums'.

What more than peace to all humankind? More than freedom for all? More than the end to inequality and poverty? You want the corpulent middle classed behinds of british people to have the treat of slightly damp bog roll. You evil, evil cow.

Pepsi max people you are off the hook. You may be vapid buffoons, but you're not on a crusade to ensure pampered western people get their arses wiped properly.

[Benzel]

We are a bit prudish like that up here, nudism at the local showcase is frowned upon

Fuckin' squares man.

[LucienSanchez]

I love Dawn Porter a little bit, but those Andrex adverts are a low point.

[jayohaitchenn]

That woman who advertises some form of moist toilet paper. Yes, well done, you've clearly enticed a gaggle (the only description fit) of ladies who should know better into a convenience by promising chocolate, poor quality chardonnay and a shoulder to cry on about how your husband leaves the toilet seat up, but your final line really does sum up the capitalist malaise we've stumbled into. 'Its all Ive ever wanted, a nation of clean bums'.

What more than peace to all humankind? More than freedom for all? More than the end to inequality and poverty? You want the corpulent middle classed behinds of british people to have the treat of slightly damp bog roll. You evil, evil cow.

Pepsi max people you are off the hook. You may be vapid buffoons, but you're not on a crusade to ensure pampered western people get their arses wiped properly.

Brilliant rant.

[wiggy]

The new BBC Sport live updates for the cricket no longer has the funny little graphics.

[DMR]

That woman who advertises some form of moist toilet paper. Yes, well done, you've clearly enticed a gaggle (the only description fit) of ladies who should know better into a convenience by promising chocolate, poor quality chardonnay and a shoulder to cry on about how your husband leaves the toilet seat up, but your final line really does sum up the capitalist malaise we've stumbled into. 'Its all Ive ever wanted, a nation of clean bums'.

What more than peace to all humankind? More than freedom for all? More than the end to inequality and poverty? You want the corpulent middle classed behinds of british people to have the treat of slightly damp bog roll. You evil, evil cow.

Pepsi max people you are off the hook. You may be vapid buffoons, but you're not on a crusade to ensure pampered western people get their arses wiped properly.

Behave yourself, the Pepsi Max adverts are mint

[Ginginho]

That Hitler video that people keep posting from time to time, but with different subtitles.
They're all shit.

[Don Rogers moustache]

Some adverts on TV that are clearly foreign

[Saxondale]

Behave yourself, the Pepsi Max adverts are mint

Im not going to reiterate my thoughts bout those adverts.  I think I've made them clear here.

However......

if you feel that you and your mates should hilariously fake the end of the world to fuck a girl or stage a fake magic show to go to the cinema (I think it was) or indeed persuade your boss he has gone mental to watch nascar racing, nascar mind you, a bunch of cars going round in circles for several hours, then you are a cunt and you deserve to be locked for all eternity with your brothers and sisters (the doritos 'friendchip' cunts) in Hades being force fed doritos and pepsi max whilst attached to each other in a human centipede.

[leefer]

That Hitler video that people keep posting from time to time, but with different subtitles.
They're all shit.