Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[joteddyred]

Ha ha. My equally dimwitted 7-yr-old did that to both him and his 3-year-old brother a few months back. They looked like benedictine monks for a couple of months, but it bothered their mother much more than it did either of them.

It's all been shaved off now and he does look like a cross between a monk, a thug and a child from a 1930's concentration camp! 

[Jimmy Glass is an Alien]

Starting new threads when there are perfectly adequate ones to add to. 

[Spud]

Bob Willis. He's always been a right miserable twat but he's gone OTT with his recent criticism of the England side.

[Ginginho]

Swarms of little tiny flies, fucking everywhere. They're in the garden, a few little swarms just hovering about, and you can hear them too.
I get covered in them cycling to and from work every day too.

[Coca Fola]

Swarms of little tiny flies, fucking everywhere. They're in the garden, a few little swarms just hovering about, and you can hear them too.
I get covered in them cycling to and from work every day too.

Maybe you smell?

[Ardiles]

Swarms of little tiny flies, fucking everywhere. They're in the garden, a few little swarms just hovering about, and you can hear them too.
I get covered in them cycling to and from work every day too.

They're called midges.  We're actually quite lucky down here, as we hardly get them at all.  But in most of Scotland at this time of year, they're a way of life.  Little bastards.  The bites can itch for a week or more.

[DMR]

Bob Willis. He's always been a right miserable twat but he's gone OTT with his recent criticism of the England side.

I am convinced he is IOB's father.

[Bewster]

Swarms of little tiny flies, fucking everywhere. They're in the garden, a few little swarms just hovering about, and you can hear them too.
I get covered in them cycling to and from work every day too.

With you on this - got covered on the way home as it is through trees - seem to be a lot around due to the damp weather as well. Plus it was flying ant day yesterday.

[walcot red]

With you on this - got covered on the way home as it is through trees - seem to be a lot around due to the damp weather as well. Plus it was flying ant day yesterday.

I hate those flying cunts

[Leggett]

Singers that suddenly become Jamaican in their songs. The worst ones are those that sing in really thick London accents and then burst into Jamaican accents part way through. Fucking ridiculous.

The Sunshine Sheilas that really should be Cover Up Karens, sweet Jesus nobody wants to see your backtits.

My work van not having air con.

Defiant 2 year old children.

Possibly being given a stage 1 warning at work for amount of time off work in the last 12 months, a grand total of 35 days, 5 of which were taken 2 weeks ago, the other 30 were when I had my knee op. Being signed off by the doc at the time isn't taken into account, which is fucking retarded.

[donkey]

Possibly being given a stage 1 warning at work for amount of time off work in the last 12 months, a grand total of 35 days, 5 of which were taken 2 weeks ago, the other 30 were when I had my knee op. Being signed off by the doc at the time isn't taken into account, which is fucking retarded.

That's shit.  Can you refuse to sign it?

[Leggett]

Nope, gotta wait and see. It's so fucking stupid, I got a stage 1 warning before when I dislocated my knee 5 years ago, despite the fact I went back to work 3 weeks before the Doctor said I should. there's not an ounce of common sense in the company, nothing gets done about the workers from Oxford and Reading that leave up to an hour before their shift ends, but they persecute those that have had essential ops or accidents that are out of their control. retards.

[DMR]

In our office kitchen, we have an assortment of trays, naturally these are used to carry multiple beverages when one has made a round of hot drinks - however, there is one tray that is sized to accomodate 2 mugs only.

What kind of moron uses a tray to carry 2 mugs?

[Samdy Gray]

A one-armed moron?

[Batch]

Nope, gotta wait and see. It's so fucking stupid, I got a stage 1 warning before when I dislocated my knee 5 years ago, despite the fact I went back to work 3 weeks before the Doctor said I should. there's not an ounce of common sense in the company, nothing gets done about the workers from Oxford and Reading that leave up to an hour before their shift ends, but they persecute those that have had essential ops or accidents that are out of their control. retards.

Isn't that some retarded HR system that ignores the facts/reasons and just uses % days off as a trigger without discrimination. The name will come to me at some point. Something like a No-Fault Point System.