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« Reply #8505 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 18:54:18 »

Shave it off. Bone heads are ace anyway
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« Reply #8506 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 18:57:42 »

At least he's got 6 weeks of school holidays for it to grow back.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8507 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 18:59:19 »

Shave it off but keep a tiny bit of hair5 on the back of the head shaped as a penis.
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« Reply #8508 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 19:02:36 »

Number 2 all over... easy to maintain, he might never go back!
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« Reply #8509 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 19:27:13 »

I agree with pieman.
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« Reply #8510 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 22:05:09 »

Be creative with the clippers,  add to the the patch and turn it into the Olympic rings or something. but on a serious note he will probably be more grateful if you shaved the rest to suit, like you say by the time school comes back around it will have grown loads.
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« Reply #8511 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 22:44:38 »

Tried to get him to allow me to shave the rest off earlier and he became mildly hysterical and said he wanted it left as is.  I'm fairly sure he will change his mind tomorrow when he gets laughed at by his mates.

In terms of the Penis design, I'm contemplating doing that to my husband while he sleeps.  After all if he hadn't left the clippers lying around after use, it wouldn't have happened!
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« Reply #8512 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 23:04:08 »

Tried to get him to allow me to shave the rest off earlier and he became mildly hysterical and said he wanted it left as is.  I'm fairly sure he will change his mind tomorrow when he gets laughed at by his mates.

In terms of the Penis design, I'm contemplating doing that to my husband while he sleeps.  After all if he hadn't left the clippers lying around after use, it wouldn't have happened!
flat peaks are all the craze at the moment so your lad wearing one for a couple of weeks would look very trendy, job done  Wink
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« Reply #8513 on: Saturday, July 21, 2012, 23:43:57 »

The Olympics. Put my council tax up for no benefit to myself.
Barry Hearn and his deluded dream that the stadium should go to Leyton Orient.

Bus drivers on strike, sack them all and get some foreigners in to work for fuck all IMO
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« Reply #8514 on: Sunday, July 22, 2012, 00:41:11 »

Thafact I could be suck any minute due to the Dicking huge amount of Bose  consumed Sad
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« Reply #8515 on: Sunday, July 22, 2012, 08:40:24 »

Thafact I could be suck any minute due to the Dicking huge amount of Bose  consumed Sad

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« Reply #8516 on: Sunday, July 22, 2012, 10:15:11 »

Early morning call outs just as you doze off to sleep.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #8517 on: Sunday, July 22, 2012, 23:05:28 »

Birthdays. I'm not the only one right?
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« Reply #8518 on: Monday, July 23, 2012, 05:24:06 »

Birthdays. I'm not the only one right?

No you're not, others have birthdays too.
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« Reply #8519 on: Monday, July 23, 2012, 09:09:43 »

My dimwitted 8 year old son deciding to take a chunk out of his hair with the hair clippers his equally dimwitted father had left on the side in the bathroom.

I'm now in a quandry as to whether to shave the whole lot off or just let the shaved patch grow a bit.  Either way he looks stupid for a few weeks!
Ha ha. My equally dimwitted 7-yr-old did that to both him and his 3-year-old brother a few months back. They looked like benedictine monks for a couple of months, but it bothered their mother much more than it did either of them.
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