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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #8145 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 20:35:50 » |
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The one on the right would get a go, purely for the fake tits and Playboy tattoo just above the groin. Class.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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nochee
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« Reply #8146 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 20:43:34 » |
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I bet all of them (excluding the young one) could suck a golf ball through a McDonald's straw
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« Reply #8147 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 20:56:40 » |
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Getting our debit card and bank account details stolen and used to set up a direct debit account for an Iphone via Vodafone, as well as pay as you go top-ups for O2. £200 taken out before we noticed.
We only use the card to pay our DD's and it's never been out the house. We recently changed accounts with Santander. Their customer services are based in Bradford and the phone was delivered close by in Huddersfield. Surely an inside job if they managed to get my name, address, account details and card details?
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #8148 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 21:16:35 » |
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I could put hand on heart and honestly say the best of the lot would be a 15 pinter.
And I don't think that's being at all fussy, they're all just a tad rough.
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #8149 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 21:19:19 » |
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Second left is the best looking, I'd award her a generous 5.5 out of ten.
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Gnasher
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« Reply #8150 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 21:30:45 » |
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I could put hand on heart and honestly say the best of the lot would be a 15 pinter.
And I don't think that's being at all fussy, they're all just a tad rough.
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #8151 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 13:28:35 » |
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Getting our debit card and bank account details stolen and used to set up a direct debit account for an Iphone via Vodafone, as well as pay as you go top-ups for O2. £200 taken out before we noticed.
We only use the card to pay our DD's and it's never been out the house. We recently changed accounts with Santander. Their customer services are based in Bradford and the phone was delivered close by in Huddersfield. Surely an inside job if they managed to get my name, address, account details and card details?
Certainly sounds like it! Give their customer support a call and see what they have to say about it!! |
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« Reply #8152 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 13:42:54 » |
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The weather forecast for Silverstone tomorrow.
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #8153 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 15:06:54 » |
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The fact that there is no question and answer section* in this forum. * especially a house maintenance one  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #8154 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 15:47:07 » |
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I'm with DMR. The youngest one is clearly the fittest. I'd have a go on all of them, and then never call them back.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8155 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 18:24:54 » |
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The subway advert, the one with Holly Spastic-Mouth and Anthony Iwishiwasfromessex is horrendous. It's like the marketing department interviewed all the British sports people and narrowed it down to the two which sounded the most annoying. The woman being the worst of the two though. I don't give a fuck if you have jalapenos in your sandwich or not, they're not even that spicy you fucking mongoloid.
Thankfully my television has a mute function for when the adverts are aired.
Wha' can I say? I got sensitive ears alwight
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #8156 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 18:26:21 » |
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The subway advert, the one with Holly Spastic-Mouth and Anthony Iwishiwasfromessex is horrendous. It's like the marketing department interviewed all the British sports people and narrowed it down to the two which sounded the most annoying. The woman being the worst of the two though. I don't give a fuck if you have jalapenos in your sandwich or not, they're not even that spicy you fucking mongoloid.
Thankfully my television has a mute function for when the adverts are aired.
Wha' can I say? I got sensitive ears alwight
Plus they're wrong. Everyone knows Italian BMT is the best subway. |
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« Reply #8157 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 18:42:18 » |
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Plus they're wrong.
Everyone knows Italian BMT is the best subway.
Hear hear! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8158 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 18:44:23 » |
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Hear hear!
I hope this was an entirely accidental pun |
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« Reply #8159 on: Thursday, July 5, 2012, 20:16:05 » |
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Everyone knows Italian BMT is the best subway.
Yup, but only if it has honey mustard. Always honey mustard. |
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