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« Reply #4065 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:39:17 »

Who carries around a boiled egg ?

A very hot Hen?
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« Reply #4066 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 18:12:53 »

Who carries around a boiled egg ?

This is a perfect snack!  If you ignore the cholesterol and smell what you have is a high-protein low carb, high in omega-3 prepacked self-contained meal on the go. 

I'm thinking this fat guy was on a diet?  He thought he himself this egg must be better than a chocolate bar.
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« Reply #4067 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 18:24:53 »

This is a perfect snack!  If you ignore the cholesterol and smell what you have is a high-protein low carb, high in omega-3 prepacked self-contained meal on the go. 

I'm thinking this fat guy was on a diet?  He thought he himself this egg must be better than a chocolate bar.

I didn't say it wasn't a good snack  - I just wondered who carried them about.
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« Reply #4068 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 18:30:32 »

Well now this thread has given me the idea I will be from now on.
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« Reply #4069 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 16:44:31 »

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« Reply #4070 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 16:46:34 »

The constant pinpoint mega itch right in the middle of the sole of my foot. It feels like it's inside my foot.

This still!!! RARGH
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« Reply #4071 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 16:49:26 »



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« Reply #4072 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 17:42:43 »

I didn't say it wasn't a good snack  - I just wondered who carried them about.

Clearly, fat blokes on diets.  You need to keep up son.
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« Reply #4073 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 18:02:26 »



 
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« Reply #4074 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 20:06:51 »

The missus not having the ability to get to mine on time despite us planning on being at the cinema at quarter past..
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« Reply #4075 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 20:36:29 »

Drivers ignoring me trying to overtake on blues and toes.

Use your mirrors you thick fuckers
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« Reply #4076 on: Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 21:30:34 »

Drivers ignoring me trying to overtake on blues and toes.

Use your mirrors you thick fuckers

If you were moving that fast your toes wouldn't be blue.  More red, I imagine.
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« Reply #4077 on: Thursday, August 11, 2011, 01:49:47 »

Insomnia.
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« Reply #4078 on: Thursday, August 11, 2011, 07:33:21 »

If you were moving that fast your toes wouldn't be blue.  More red, I imagine.

Ha, epic fail, i meant twos obviosly
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« Reply #4079 on: Thursday, August 11, 2011, 09:07:39 »

Ha, epic fail, i meant twos obviosly

People (it seems to be mostly kids) using that phrase. Yes, you've failed. But in no way is it "epic".
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