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« Reply #4050 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:41:12 »

and STFC4LIFE apparently
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« Reply #4051 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:42:09 »

They all look the same from behind mate.

Anyhow just lock her in the caravan after
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« Reply #4052 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:56:42 »

I definitely would.
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« Reply #4053 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 21:18:01 »

police in my garden chasing raggamuffin car thiefs
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« Reply #4054 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 22:20:30 »

We had the conversation in the pub earlier bout hos actually buying Cher Loyd's single.
We agreed it was people taking the piss and trying to get it to the top of the charts.

I haven't heard a a single person say they seriously like it.

However this is irrelevant as I would also "smash it"
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« Reply #4055 on: Sunday, August 7, 2011, 22:25:05 »

We had the conversation in the pub earlier bout hos actually buying Cher Loyd's single.

12 year old X-Factor viewer.

However this is irrelevant as I would also "smash it"

I've come to the conclusion there are a lot of TEFers into freak sex.

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« Reply #4056 on: Monday, August 8, 2011, 08:39:56 »

"I've come to the conclusion there are a lot of TEDers into freak sex."

i thought this was a requirement in joining the forum?

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Coca Fola

« Reply #4057 on: Monday, August 8, 2011, 09:01:13 »

Waking up at 7.30 this morning to go for a meeting at the local HMRC office only to be told "You're not eligible, bye". Could they not have told me over the phone instead?
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« Reply #4058 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 10:48:45 »

The Link Centre swimming pool being closed until September  Sad
I was going to waddle down and have a swim a couple of times a week now i've finished work,will have to get the bus to town if i want to do that now.
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« Reply #4059 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 11:01:52 »

60+ screaming 6 to 10 year olds playing rugby outside my bedroom window from the hours of 9 to 4.

No sleep for me this week then...
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« Reply #4060 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 12:40:08 »

60+ screaming 6 to 10 year olds playing rugby outside my bedroom window from the hours of 9 to 4.

No sleep for me this week then...

At least they're not playing with petrol and matches Smiley
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« Reply #4061 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 13:02:50 »

At least they're not playing with petrol and matches Smiley

Yet...They mostly come at night...mostly.
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« Reply #4062 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 15:34:52 »

Fat bloke on the bus started peeling and then ate a hard boiled egg.

No fucking journey is that long that you can't leave it untill you get home
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« Reply #4063 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 15:52:08 »

Fat bloke on the bus started peeling and then ate a hard boiled egg.

No fucking journey is that long that you can't leave it untill you get home

Fat people eating hard boiled egg's in public is almost as bad as rioting and looting. Should be made a criminal offence.

Bring back hanging I say!
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« Reply #4064 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:35:31 »

Fat bloke on the bus started peeling and then ate a hard boiled egg.

Who carries around a boiled egg ?
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