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kerry red

« Reply #17025 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 10:53:52 »

Outdoor gigs.

Why are there always bints on some guy's shoulders.

Ok, might be nice for the fella with a bit of damp minge on his neck but it's sooooo hackneyed
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Flashheart

« Reply #17026 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 11:29:14 »

Outdoor gigs.

Why are there always bints on some guy's shoulders.

Ok, might be nice for the fella with a bit of damp minge on his neck but it's sooooo hackneyed

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kerry red

« Reply #17027 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 11:48:58 »

She ain't heavy

Is his head stuck up her minge?
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« Reply #17028 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 11:56:29 »

Birds on men's shoulders get their baps out, so if they are on your shoulders you miss out,
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« Reply #17029 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 19:51:24 »


Looks like a Sloths face on her elbow  Hmmm
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« Reply #17030 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 20:19:39 »

Weather forecasts.
On the BBC interweb local site it  stated that it would rain at 21:00 so i didnt bother watering the veg patch tonight.
It is now 21:20 and no sign of rain . . kin gobshites.
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kerry red

« Reply #17031 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 20:21:54 »

Fuck me, I'm not having the most exciting of evenings but

Watering the garden FFS  Bad Mood
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« Reply #17032 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 22:01:21 »

It will rain overnight.  Trust me.
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« Reply #17033 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 22:38:52 »

Pro Israel fucking everything. Fucking fuck off!
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DMR

« Reply #17034 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 22:41:34 »

Had a beer?
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« Reply #17035 on: Saturday, July 12, 2014, 22:46:28 »

Of course. It's Saturday Pint
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« Reply #17036 on: Sunday, July 13, 2014, 00:40:21 »

Pro Israel fucking everything. Fucking fuck off!

The Israeli Tourist Board are sponsoring Eurosport's coverage of the Tour de France...bombing the Gaza strip is possibly counterproductive, as I'm sure they're not aiming to get British jihadists out there.

Even William Hague is moved to suggest that he might ask some of our allies if the bombing  is a good idea or not.
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« Reply #17037 on: Monday, July 14, 2014, 20:24:01 »

Being stitched up like a kipper at work.  I was asked if I could go over to Belfast for a couple of days this week. Looked at flights from Southampton and it takes an hour and a half. Let my company makes the arrangements and... Instead of booking me a direct flight back on Friday they've booked a flight that goes to Manchester. I then have a 3 hour wait until a connecting flight to Southampton. I won't get home until late Friday night.  Thanks cunts. Next time they ask for a favour I'll make sure it's not a piss take first.
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« Reply #17038 on: Monday, July 14, 2014, 20:37:51 »

They probably thought you could run back from Manchester Steve
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« Reply #17039 on: Monday, July 14, 2014, 20:55:07 »

Haha. I don't think I'm reasy for that just yet. Give me a few days.
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