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« Reply #1515 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 08:12:19 »

Do you look like Steve Bruce?
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« Reply #1516 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 08:25:00 »

More like Chris Eubank! It's not out of line - it cracked across the top
A poolside scrubber handle hit me full on in the face!
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« Reply #1517 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 08:48:02 »

Hahahahahahaha, amazing! Well maybe not, but it made me chuckle, sorry! Smiley
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« Reply #1518 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 08:54:46 »

Its OK most people have pissed themselves laughing The 17 year old lad who didn't clip the scrubber back up properly on the other hand is mortified!
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« Reply #1519 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 08:58:53 »

Milk it for all you can... chocolates, flowers, wine, covering awkward shifts...
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« Reply #1520 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 10:17:20 »

Its OK most people have pissed themselves laughing The 17 year old lad who didn't clip the scrubber back up properly on the other hand is mortified!
She might be a scrubber but you can't go round "clipping her back up". She's got rights too, you know
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« Reply #1521 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 11:32:09 »

Milk it for all you can... chocolates, flowers, wine, covering awkward shifts...

hes brought me a huge bar of chocolate already! hes texting me morning noon and night checking up on me and how Im feeling - bless him!
tee hee Paul!
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« Reply #1522 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 11:49:19 »

She might be a scrubber but you can't go round "clipping her back up". She's got rights too, you know

Scrubbers have rights?
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« Reply #1523 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 11:53:13 »

Scrubbers have rights?

And lefts.
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« Reply #1524 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 12:08:39 »

When carpet fittefs turn up with the wrong carpet and then cant come back till next week

Thick cunts
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« Reply #1525 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 12:16:11 »

And then turning up with not enough vinyl flooring for the kitchen ive just found out

Fucking useless
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« Reply #1526 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 12:38:41 »

maybe you can't operate a tape measure tans?
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« Reply #1527 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 12:48:06 »

They came and measured it on monday!

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« Reply #1528 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 13:58:03 »

When horrible women in Holland and Barrett mke me feel like shit when I just went in to buy some Arnica!
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« Reply #1529 on: Thursday, October 7, 2010, 14:13:59 »

When horrible women in Holland and Barrett mke me feel like shit when I just went in to buy some Arnica!
Did they have a go at your misshapen nose?
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