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« Reply #11535 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 17:20:48 »

I presume at least one of them was related to you?

Ha, yes!

To compound things, neither wife or kids had felt compelled to walk the dog, so I have been out in the rain and hailstones myself. Finally sitting down to the rugby.
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« Reply #11536 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 18:06:26 »

 Chris Martin scoring for Derby...
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« Reply #11537 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 18:10:37 »

How long the ref let that last penalty advantage run in the rugby.
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« Reply #11538 on: Saturday, March 16, 2013, 23:03:04 »

Probably been mentioned before, but half and half scarves. Some knob jockey had a Wales & England half & half scarf today at the rugby. What a complete and utter bellend.  Should be banned from matches for life!
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« Reply #11539 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 00:43:49 »

I used to have a half-and half swindon scarf. Half Swindon. Half I didn't give a fuck. It didn't last long

Step 1. Cut a scarf in half.

Step 2. Throw both halves away because the shitty fake wool fabric has come all unraveled.

Step 3. Pretend it never happened. Maybe boycott football.

Step 4. Post about it on the internet.

Great times.
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« Reply #11540 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 00:50:58 »

I used to have a half-and half swindon scarf. Half Swindon. Half I didn't give a fuck. It didn't last long

Step 1. Cut a scarf in half.

Step 2. Throw both halves away because the shitty fake wool fabric has come all unraveled.

Step 3. Pretend it never happened. Maybe boycott football.

Step 4. Post about it on the internet.

Great times.
save your money on scarfs and go for a rent boy
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« Reply #11541 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:01:52 »

The last rentboy wanted a half arsed Swindon scarf, and so the cycle started again.
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« Reply #11542 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:03:15 »

The last rentboy wanted a half arsed Swindon scarf, and so the cycle started again.

Why would a rent boy want a half arsed swindon scarf ?
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« Reply #11543 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:05:29 »

I'd spent all my money on them, so it's all I had as payment.
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« Reply #11544 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:08:28 »

I'd spent all my money on them, so it's all I had as payment.

fair play , thats alot of wool
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« Reply #11545 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:15:26 »

Why dont we celebrate St. George's day like every fake Irish person celebrates St. Patricks's day , for whatever reason
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« Reply #11546 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:20:33 »

Why dont we celebrate St. George's day like every fake Irish person celebrates St. Patricks's day , for whatever reason

It's because everytime anyone makes a big effort it gets taken over by nationalistic racist types. I think some of the bigger ales have tried, but it's tricky when it get's taken over by "WHY CANT I SHUV MY FLAG IN A PAKI'S FACE, POLITICAL CORRECTNES GONE WONG" crowd. Where St. Patricks is a brilliant Guinness marketing effort.
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« Reply #11547 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:23:11 »

The case of the mysterious disappearing post by JoTeddyRed.................?
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« Reply #11548 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:24:09 »

The case of the mysterious disappearing post by JoTeddyRed.................?

Where?
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« Reply #11549 on: Sunday, March 17, 2013, 01:29:39 »

Back to a personal level. The fact that it's nearly two weeks to payday and I haven't got any money because I thought I should give it all to charity. I did have a fun night calling everyone shit last night to be fair.
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