STFC's Worst Eleven

[McLovin]

Oh dear.  I was only young at the time, that could have clouded my judgement.  A bit like Joey.  I thought he was a good player, even if he was a rather girly scummer.

[Kinky Tom]

Trouble is I couldn't really think of another player bad enough to play on the left wing, so it had to be Joey really. :twisted:

[le god cuervo]

beauchamp was good if we were winning, & shit if he was getting shoved about a bit. a bit like sammy igoe.

Changing teh subject a bit we had this left back turn up last season ona  sunday, I was naturally wrecked and he gave it teh big one, had nice new boots said he use to be on carlisles books! Wanky manager gave him a run out and after 12 mins he got taken off and asher was back..

now he was the worst player ever.

what team do you play for on a sunday?

[Leggett]

anyone for griffin? he was rubbish!

[Asher]

Southbrook, were a bunch of piss heads!

[Piemonte]

GK - N Hammond

RB - M Robinson
LB - K Heiselberg
CB - R Dryden
CB - B Martin

RM - D Hooper
CM - B Howe
CM - M Hewlett
LM - J Bumchump

S - J Slabber
S - N Fenn

that lot wouldnt even finish in the top half of the conference.

[le god cuervo]

Southbrook, were a bunch of piss heads!

division 4 - bottom? don't think you get relegated though coz the league is being restructured. we finished 4th in division 5 and are getting promoted, so i could be playing against you next year!

http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do

[Piemonte]

www.ssfl.co.uk is the direct link to the Swindon sunday league.

I played for Brookhouse farm last season. We were relegated from div 6

[Piemonte]

DIVISION SIX              P W D L F A Pts
DOLPHIN  20 17 2 1 89 29 53
NINE ELMS  20 16 1 3 115 32 49
ARVAL CRICKLADE  20 13 3 4 73 36 42
419 ERS  20 13 0 7 68 39 39
NATIONWIDE LIFE  20 10 1 9 75 62 31
KINGSDOWN UNITED  20 9 2 9 51 58 29
TAWNY OWL  19 9 1 9 47 65 28
CHESTERS  20 4 2 14 37 83 14
INTERMACH ENGINEERING  20 3 4 13 32 96 13
AFC SOUTHSIDE  20 3 1 16 31 58 10
BROOK HOUSE FC  19 2 3 14 25 85 9

the shame. 2 wins, 85 goals conceded

[Asher]

We were awful at times, Were not bad individuals but as a team no one plays! It was shocking at tiems however next year I think teh aim is to get at least 2 players sober! plus I am aiming at right back had enough of left back

[strooood]

we'll be in division 6 next season i think (finished 3rd in div 7 last year) we beat intermach engineering (see piemonte's league) 4-0 yesterday in a friendly. i lashed home our second on the volley, it wouldv'e been rude not to.

[le god cuervo]

www.ssfl.co.uk is the direct link to the Swindon sunday league.

that site is crap though, fa one is better, shows all team stats & appearances n stuff. i played 13 games last year before getting injured  

asher stay left back then you can mark me (if you can catch me   )

i think we played you a few season's ago & it was pissing down with rain, a proper hailstorm, and it was 4-4 or something. do you play over pinehurst way?

[Kinky Tom]

They did concede 96 goals in 20 games though Dex. :shock:

[Asher]

Le God - Youra  marked man! Just remind me before the game and id wear shin pads!!!  Yeah teh grounds over there cant really rememebr that game but sounds familiar us letting in four goals anyway!

[Piemonte]

Cheers LGC, didnt realise the FA site did stats too, how cool is that??

Its there in black and white, i failed to score last season. It dosnt show that I hit the bar with a 20 yard pliedriver though on a rare occasion I made it into the opositions 3rd of the pitch.

Dex - Intermach were shite, but really really dirty. hence why they finished above us. Our first game this season got abandoned when their centre forward sparked out our keeper as a corner came in. Both teams were already down to 10 men by that point after a first half punch up.  

I love sunday league