Oxford On TV?

[Ralphy]

I only watched the penalty shoot out in the Exeter game

[Samdy Gray]

Well yehhhhh, but then I wouldn't really be doing either properly. If I were a chick then I probably could (so they say).

I learnt t'other day that it's actually scientifically impossible for the brain to be doing more than one thing at the same time. What is called 'multitasking' is actually 'switching between a number of tasks very very quickly'.

[Batch]

What is called 'multitasking' is actually 'switching between a number of tasks very very quickly'.

That IS the very definition of multitasking.

[Samdy Gray]

That IS the very definition of multitasking.

Nuh-uh!

Human multitasking - The ability of a person to perform more than one task at the same time.

[Batch]

Nuh-uh!

Oh. But I am machine, sent from the future to loaf around and eat.

[jayohaitchenn]

I learnt t'other day that it's actually scientifically impossible for the brain to be doing more than one thing at the same time. What is called 'multitasking' is actually 'switching between a number of tasks very very quickly'.

How come people can sing and play an instrument at the same time then?

[herthab]

How come people can sing and play an instrument at the same time then?

As usual John brings intelligent questioning to a thread.

Well done John, you always provoke thought.

Top post.

[jayohaitchenn]

Can I have a peanut?

[pauld]

How come people can sing and play an instrument at the same time then?

They can't if it's a flute.

[jayohaitchenn]

They can't if it's a flute.

but at least one person can beatbox and play the flute...

[One F In Fitton]

Looks like the twats are gonna be on tv then.