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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 20:21:50 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 23:07:53 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant  |
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 00:15:00 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
That is so wrong. So why am I still laughing at it till it hurts? |
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 17:41:27 » |
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Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant  ditto |
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:34:10 » |
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Gutted today...my buisness went bust,for two years i have had a chicken matchmaking company...alas however hard i tried i couldnt make hens meet.
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:39:16 » |
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Which is the odd one out......a Shark, a Lobster, a Crab and a Scouser?
The Shark, because the other 2 pinch things and wear a shell suit!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Saxondale
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 21:27:43 » |
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waiter waiter theres volcanic ash in my soup
yes sir thaats because its a no fly zone
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Never knowingly overstated.
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:32:34 » |
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How does an Oxford mother know that her daughter is having her period?
Because her son's cock tastes funny.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:11 » |
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How do you make a queer fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:45 » |
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What's better than winning the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
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Ginginho
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:39:19 » |
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Did you hear about the two gays in a phone box trying to ring each other?
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:46:37 » |
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What's red and can't turn around in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its' head.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:48:49 » |
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How do you make a queer fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
There was actual spit on my screen. |
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:12:34 » |
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What's red and can't turn around in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its' head.
love it Whats red and taps on glass? Baby in a microwave |
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:54:43 » |
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There is a new position in the Karma Sutra called " The Plumber"
You both stay in all day & no fucker cums.s
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