Bonking or boozing?

[STFCBird]

No contest really...always seize the moment for a bird....plenty of time for getting pissed.

Wise words Reg.

I still have the Smeetonator

[Reg Smeeton]

Wise words Reg.

I still have the Smeetonator

I trust it's still giving good service 

[suttonred]

No contest really...always seize the moment for a bird....plenty of time for getting pissed.

Wrong, pub's close.

[nochee]

A pub is not a vital neccesaty to getting pissed where as a bird is always needed for a poke! Unless you are gay or like animals of course

[Rustle]

When you are young it's bonking nearly everything in a short skirt and when you are old and married it's booze.So it could depend on what age you are 

[Batch]

I like booze and i like sex. Which one is better. Um i'm still finding it hard to see them as mutually exclusive. Will have been married 8 years in august, coupled with the tiredness that comes with having 2 kids=less sex. so better take the shag when i can.

[Ginginho]

A pub is not a vital neccesaty to getting pissed where as a bird is always needed for a poke! Unless you are gay or like animals of course

This maybe explains why you have a camp donkey as your avatar.

[nevillew]

I trust it's still giving good service 

Had to set up a special battery recycling point I'd heard.