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« on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:02:04 » |
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Well would ya?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:07:52 » |
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Its too simplistic to be taken as scientific for a start.
Beer - a term that covers a shit imported supermarket can of lager to a lovingly pulled pint of Old Speckled Hen.
Shag - a term that covers a 30 second drunk moment by/under/on top of a wheelie bin to shoving your cock in and out of Angelina Jolie.
However, to neutralise the argument, all of the obvious variables being equal - I'm voting for a pint.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:14:20 » |
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Its too simplistic to be taken as scientific for a start.
Beer - a term that covers a shit imported supermarket can of lager to a lovingly pulled pint of Old Speckled Hen.
Shag - a term that covers a 30 second drunk moment by/under/on top of a wheelie bin to shoving your cock in and out of Angelina Jolie.
However, to neutralise the argument, all of the obvious variables being equal - I'm voting for a pint.
Who said anything about science? :-p This has nothing to do with quality. We are talking about either unloading the old ball bag or supping ale/lager/cider/spirits as options. You WILL be in the minority me old alky.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:19:12 » |
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I don't think I've ever been entirely sober when I've had sex.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:20:05 » |
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Who said anything about science? :-p
This has nothing to do with quality. We are talking about either unloading the old ball bag or supping ale/lager/cider/spirits as options.
You WILL be in the minority me old alky.
Of course I'll be in the minority - no bloke ever tires of the same routine every evening and longs for an good evening off the leash down the pub with his mates...
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:34:39 » |
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Is it bad form to mix the two?
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 15, 2010, 23:40:44 » |
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ah, just read the other thread that gave birth to this and I see my quick witidness is actually a very slow form of retardedness.
So, all things being equal (the beer is a decent quality lager rather than ale for me, and I'm not fucking Sandy Gray) I think I'd go with beer. I never finish a beer thinking - hmm, that was all over too soon and it'll be ages before I can manage another.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 00:37:52 » |
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Don't drink, which probably invalidates my vote?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 00:39:07 » |
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Given my seemingly incurable case of involuntary celibacy, it would be the shag every time
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 00:51:59 » |
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No contest really...always seize the moment for a bird....plenty of time for getting pissed.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 01:06:21 » |
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Anyone who says beer over shagging needs a good shoeing FACT. And I love beer.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 02:39:10 » |
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I only ever do the two in conjuction.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 09:21:44 » |
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Usually, any bloke can choose to have beers... It's not always as easy to choose when you get some. Unless you're carrying a blade.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 09:40:34 » |
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If you think having a few beers is better than sex then you're having shit sex.
Yeah getting pissed can be fun but I really want some sex atm!!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 10:22:17 » |
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If you think having a few beers is better than sex then you're having shit sex.
Yeah getting pissed can be fun but I really want some sex atm!!
It kind of depends on the context though....Shears original contention came on a different thread...whereby experience told him last night wasn't going to happen so booze was therefore good. Talk Talk's poll asked about spur of the moment stuff....slightly different.
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