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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 15:13:09 »

That fucking meerkat.  And anyone who thinks its funny to say 'simples'

My friend looks like that Meerkat! 
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 15:13:57 »

As long as he / she doesnt say 'simples' they'll be fine.
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:25:13 »

1. Amanda Holden aka the less interesting female version of Jamie Theakston
2. Piers Morgan - No explanation needed
3. David Cameron – Always reminds me of foreskin smegma
4. Michael McIntyre – Does anyone find him even mildly amusing?
5. Caleb Followill (“KOL”) – I’ve never been remotely bothered by the conveyer belt of tosspots in music but this fella is so far up his own rectum he’s licking his ribs from the inside.
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:49:58 »

1. Piers Morgan. I think he's been mentioned already.
2. Vernon Kay. Northern twat.
3. Jo Brand. OK I don't want to actually punch her. But she's a shit comedian with two jokes who keeps on ruining panel shows with her presence (especially QI).
4. Tony Blair and the entirety of his New Labour. Cunt.
5. Derek Achora. I have some residual energy to unleash on this scamster. He's just a shit Joey from Bread.
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 23:12:05 »

derek acorah is a great shout.what a cunt he is
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 00:17:45 »

Robbie Williams
Gary Barlow
Arsene Wenger
Nick Griffin
Michael Schumacher
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 00:26:55 »

Football

Joey Beauchump
John Mc Ginlay
Steve Mc Claren
That Brissol City supporter (Any one of them will do)
Jed Pitman
Pete Winkleman

Non Football

Diamandis
James Wills
Gordon Brown
Mandelson
Willie Bloody Carson

They just edged out Jedward
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 00:28:10 »

1.Tony Blackburn
2.Richard Madeley
3.Patrick Mcguinness
4.Joe Swash
5.The guy who sings go compare in that stupid advert.
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 00:42:01 »

Noone springs to mind   Smiley ......but if I'm crossed  Eek
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 13:10:56 »

Oooooops forgot our esteemed King in waiting and wicked landlord of Cornwall & IOS - HRH Charles Windsor I Rule
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 14:30:44 »

...anyone who thinks its funny to say 'simples'

Yes.

Don't actually mind the meerkat in the ad. Just people saying "simples".

Michael McIntyre was a good shout too.
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 16:17:47 »

I have just thought of Phil Gartside, what a wanker.
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Doore

« Reply #72 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 22:24:50 »

I have just thought of Phil Gartside, what a wanker.

We have a winner, great shout.
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 22:36:04 »

Pretentious cunts who are up their own arse and suffer from a superiority complex.

There's too many of them to list unfortunately. (And that's just the ones on this forum).
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 22:37:04 »

Pretentious cunts who are up their own arse and suffer from a superiority complex.

There's too many of them to list unfortunately. (And that's just the ones on this forum).

Cop out - name and shame herthab.
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