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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:48:46 »

I think JFW has got flid fingers today
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:49:46 »

i can't fathom why people would put butter and mayonaise into a sandwich...if anything the butter is there to keep it all stuck together, a job the mayo does better with better tasting results
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 13:50:57 »

I'm mostly in agreement with some of the suggestions already on here:

1. Anything with pickle
2. Anything with gherkins
3. Jam/Marmalade/Lemon Curd/any other fruit based preservative (it belongs on toast)
4. Marmite (I love the stuff, but it belongs on toast)
5. Peanut butter (Again, it belongs on toast)
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 15:49:34 »

1. Tuna
2. Tomato
3. Cucumber
4. Honey
5. Too much mayo.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 15:56:24 »

tinned meats
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 16:07:45 »


tinned meats

I would agree but I seem to have acquired a taste for corned beef in recent years and I used to detest it.

I think it’s like a blue cheese that it becomes an acquired taste as years go by.

Corned beef and pickled onion sandwiches are superb.
 
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 16:11:39 »

When I get home, I'm going to make myself a peanut butter and Branston sandwich with salad (including tomatoes and cucumbers AND gherkins) just to piss you all off.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 16:44:32 »

And you'll probably have the runs for a week. Good luck Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 17:00:27 »

1. Butter (I hate the foul disgusting stuff)
2. Margarine (see above)
3. Cucumber (just plain fucking wrong)
4. Gherkins (yack central)
5. Chocolate Spread (I hate chocolate already but in bread.....no)
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:27:03 »

Mayonaisse
Chillies
Chocolate Spread
Ryvitas
That hot shitty burn yer mouth stuff...they put with mango and cucumber salad appetisers at the curry house.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:32:28 »

well a ryvita sandwhich is a new one for me.as is the hot pickle you eat with poppadoms.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:35:24 »

Have you ever had a gerkin sandwich..................no....and a Ryvita sandwich is very filling even if it does taste like shit......
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:37:47 »

i've had gherkins in sandwiches and i love em.subway for instance.
that's if i can answer myself leefer?
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:40:26 »

A gerkin sandwich?....i would say a gherkin goes with something more substantial in a sandwich..i wouldnt like a gherkin sandwich,but maybe some gherkin with something in my sandwich.....
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, October 9, 2009, 18:50:59 »

I think JFW has got flid fingers today

Come on Fred - I know this site isn't meant to be PC, but there is a line between funny and offensive.
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