The Noughties.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I hope you mean the Queen and not me?? 
I have some fantastic ideas

Do you want to hear all my policys???

Plus I could eat swans for breakfast everyday!

[4D]

I hope you mean the Queen and not me?? 
I have some fantastic ideas

Do you want to hear all my policys???

Plus I could eat swans for breakfast everyday!

Go on then!

[iffy]

War on terror, climate change, the rise of the internet and financial meltdown.

This will be the decade when people clicked that globalisation really happened. When people's daily lives were affected by people with sub-prime mortgages in Louisiana*, opium-dealing warlords** in Afghanistan, Wahabi militants in Saudi Arabia*** and coal fuelled power stations in Shanghai****.

Random stuff, thousands of miles away, is connected to your daily life in a new way.

*This is why you can't get a mortgage/got fired
**This is why there are so many parades in Wootton Bassett
***This is why there is such well-funded anti-western terrorism
****This is the biggest new source of climate change

[Hammer]

I hope you mean the Queen and not me?? 
I have some fantastic ideas

Do you want to hear all my policys???

Plus I could eat swans for breakfast everyday!

  Aha ! So that's why they call it the Royal Cygneture !

[Hammer]

War on terror, climate change, the rise of the internet and financial meltdown.

This will be the decade when people clicked that globalisation really happened. When people's daily lives were affected by people with sub-prime mortgages in Louisiana*, opium-dealing warlords** in Afghanistan, Wahabi militants in Saudi Arabia*** and coal fuelled power stations in Shanghai****.

Random stuff, thousands of miles away, is connected to your daily life in a new way.

*This is why you can't get a mortgage/got fired
**This is why there are so many parades in Wootton Bassett
***This is why there is such well-funded anti-western terrorism
****This is the biggest new source of climate change

 Well, what a fucking numbnut ! Are you a first year student Iffy ? Nothing is really new - it just takes different shapes, forms and guises. But, rest assured, on my death-bed I shall be reflecting on how the Wahabi militants became such an influence in my daily life.

[flammableBen]

The naughties will be remembered as a decade of endings and beginnings.

[Reg Smeeton]

War on terror, climate change, the rise of the internet and financial meltdown.

This will be the decade when people clicked that globalisation really happened. When people's daily lives were affected by people with sub-prime mortgages in Louisiana*, opium-dealing warlords** in Afghanistan, Wahabi militants in Saudi Arabia*** and coal fuelled power stations in Shanghai****.

Random stuff, thousands of miles away, is connected to your daily life in a new way.

*This is why you can't get a mortgage/got fired
**This is why there are so many parades in Wootton Bassett
***This is why there is such well-funded anti-western terrorism
****This is the biggest new source of climate change

[iffy]

 Well, what a fucking numbnut ! Are you a first year student Iffy ? Nothing is really new - it just takes different shapes, forms and guises. But, rest assured, on my death-bed I shall be reflecting on how the Wahabi militants became such an influence in my daily life.

Hammer, feel free to disagree, but don't be a nob about it.

By the way, I think that's your phone. Some prostitutes want picking up from the station. I'm sure they'd be fascinated to hear about your well-thought out views on global politics.