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herthab
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« on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 09:59:10 »

.....is full of useless cunts.

There I was, eagerly anticipating a scorching August spent largely lazing on beaches in Devon because we were told that we'd actually get a fucking summer this year and now the incompetent pricks have changed their minds and are forecasting the usual washout.

If they can't be more accurate they shouldn't fucking bother.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:01:22 »

The 'heatwave' was our summer.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:02:31 »

I am completley repulsed by the vile weather

I refuse to take off my gladiator sandals though! even though they go all slippy and horrid in the rain

It better start getting sunny for V festival - I dont envisage wellys as part of my attire!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:04:27 »

You don't want to fuck with the Met Office, they'll hunt you down.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:08:11 »

I am completley repulsed by the vile weather



Hyacinth Bucket sprang instantly to my mind then.   
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:09:15 »

You don't want to fuck with the Met Office, they'll hunt you down.

Did you know that the Met Office, had moved from Bracknell to Exeter?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:11:56 »

That makes sense. Given that most of our weather comes from the South West. They can now go outside look at the clouds, stick their finger in the air & make the foecast. It'd be a just as acurate.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:27:49 »

Did you know that the Met Office, had moved from Bracknell to Exeter?

Amazing building !

I used to look after it as one of my contracts in 2004
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:30:00 »

Amazing building !

I used to look after it as one of my contracts in 2004

Shouldn't you be out selling The Big Issue, with your dog tied up with a piece of string?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:30:58 »

That makes sense. Given that most of our weather comes from the South West. They can now go outside look at the clouds, stick their finger in the air & make the foecast. It'd be a just as acurate.

 It's a good point, but I rather like the idea of taxpayer's funded jobs, being based in shitholes....it's only fair, what do they do all day anyway...a euro met office would surely do the job.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 11:42:56 »

They shouldn't try to be so clever.It just isn't possible to predict the weather months in advance.

I was away on my holiday in the Scilly isles last week and the weather was great six days out of seven.Come back home and its awful,i had three layers and my slippers on last night,i wore a coat and a hat to the West Brom friendly  Sad 

Oh well,where we would be without the weather to moan about  Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 12:39:19 »

Shouldn't you be out selling The Big Issue, with your dog tied up with a piece of string?

Got a job so stick it up your arse you bald cunt
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 12:53:03 »

My garden mission this year has been to sort out the lawn.  And after ruthless scarification, weeding, feeding and buckets of lovely rain, it's actually starting to look rather lush - despite the presence of the hulking great beech tree at the bottom of the garden.

A silver lining to those ugly grey rain clouds.  Hope that helps.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 12:54:17 »

Not helping mine and Larwoods wardrobe dilemmas thought is it Ardiles??? huh???

I refuse to get my Ugss out!!
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 30, 2009, 13:02:14 »

This is true.  And do genuinely sympathise with your Ugg-related predicament.  (You could always get a pair of wellington boots and paint them Ugg colour, maybe?)
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