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« Reply #210 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 22:35:15 » |
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The BBC have the audio from the 911 call: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8121884.stmA bit morbid to say the least. Interesting that the caller says that when Jackson had the heart attack (or whatever) the only person with him was his doctor. Makes you wonder exactly what happened. Toxicology will show that Micheal was embalmed before he died. |
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« Reply #211 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 22:43:09 » |
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Has anyone actually heard a joke about Michael Jackson that is funny?
I don't think anyone has posted one yet that is. Its just the same unfunny shit continually recycled.
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« Reply #212 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 22:54:44 » |
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I wasn't joking.
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« Reply #213 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 22:59:45 » |
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I wasn't joking.
It wasn't aimed at you. |
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« Reply #214 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 23:14:52 » |
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Has anyone actually heard a joke about Michael Jackson that is funny?
Yeah, loads |
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strooood
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« Reply #215 on: Saturday, June 27, 2009, 23:19:50 » |
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yea the Ferguson and Giggs one is funny. There's one for you
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #216 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 00:59:20 » |
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Both my eldest daughter and I look on it as one less paedo in the world which can only be a good thing. Keeping on the musical theme I'll be glad when Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and Bill Wyman also go.
My wife, on the other hand is upset. My other two kids couldn't give a monkeys.
I did piss myself laughing when he was described on the radio as a good family man.
I look at it a different way. Even if the allegations of a bit of mild kiddy touching were true; on a sort of karma scale of joy, he's given many millions of people with some brilliant tunes and is well up. He died much higher up on the happiness given scale than any of us will ever manage. |
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« Reply #217 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 02:08:19 » |
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Has anyone actually heard a joke about Michael Jackson that is funny?
I don't think anyone has posted one yet that is. Its just the same unfunny shit continually recycled.
The "Found in the kiddies ward having a stroke" was dead funny. The whole pub liked it Friday night as well. |
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« Reply #218 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 09:22:34 » |
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Apprently Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated. She told fox news "first my parents left me in Portugal, and now this"
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #219 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 11:15:50 » |
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Has anyone actually heard a joke about Michael Jackson that is funny?
I don't think anyone has posted one yet that is. Its just the same unfunny shit continually recycled.
Should see Gazza's rant on facebook, thats pretty funny. |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #220 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 12:32:34 » |
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Apprently Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated. She told fox news "first my parents left me in Portugal, and now this"
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HAHAHAHAHA! |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #221 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 14:00:28 » |
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Borat affected by the news.
An outrageous scene in the "Borat" provocateur's new movie "Bruno" has been cut due to the unexpected death of pop star Michael Jackson.
"Out of respect for the Jackson family, the filmmakers have decided to remove a small scene involving La Toya Jackson," a statement from Universal Pictures, which is releasing Cohen's latest "reality" comedy July 10, said Friday.
Through much of the sequence, seen during press screenings of "Bruno" earlier in the week, Cohen's flamboyant Austrian character tries to get La Toya to give him Michael's phone number.
Like most of Borat and Bruno's targets, La Toya Jackson was apparently unaware that she was being punked by Cohen when she agreed to be interviewed for Bruno's proposed TV talk show at an unfurnished home in the Hollywood Hills. Realizing at the last minute that they didn't have anything for the guest to sit on, Bruno and his "producer" pay Spanish-speaking workmen to act as human benches.
La Toya Jackson fled after being offered a selection of sushi arranged on the nude body of one of the workers. Bruno called out, "Have Michael call me!" as her car sped away.
Universal officials said the sequence was cut in time for Thursday night's premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, which began just hours after Michael Jackson's death was announced.
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« Reply #222 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 14:40:00 » |
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I look at it a different way. Even if the allegations of a bit of mild kiddy touching were true; on a sort of karma scale of joy, he's given many millions of people with some brilliant tunes and is well up. He died much higher up on the happiness given scale than any of us will ever manage.
Its an interesting theory that if you are gifted you can be a paedo and get away with it because it balances out. Also what is "mild" kiddy fiddling? |
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« Reply #223 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 14:55:52 » |
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Its also interesting that you can label someone a paedo with no proof or evidence he actually was a paedo.
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« Reply #224 on: Sunday, June 28, 2009, 15:51:53 » |
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It's just not ethically sound to invite kids round to your house to play when you're a middle aged man. To have them sleep over is even more crazy.
When people act like a freak they'll get a lot of shit thrown their way. I don't care if he was 'a kid trapped in a man's body' or 'detached from reality because all he'd done was perform for 45 years' or 'was abused by his father so acts accordingly'. Quite frankly I can accept he was a musical idol and made many songs which are deemed classics (some of which I think are class) but he was a fucking basket case and if his fans can't accept that then they are deluded.
He wasn't found guilty of paedophilia in America, but people have drawn their own conclusions (maybe wrongly) on the matter because that much interaction with kids, in the manner and environment in which it occurred, is just unhealthy.
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