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flammableBen

« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 15:47:02 »

Boo she got in first.
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Melksham Red

« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 15:47:29 »

Damn right. I'm trying to end that paedo thread on a more light hearted note and then off for some cider. Oh yeah.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 15:49:12 »

Haven't drunk for nearly three months now. It's the new getting pissed. Fucking boring mind!

Bottoms up.

Nice one.

Do you find you smoke more crack now you're not drinking though? That usually happens to me.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 15:50:13 »

I wish I could complain about that - and Mossie bites

and Morbidly obese people being reseated in my upgraded and paid for extra leg rooms seats due to them feeling unwell!!! - eugh!! Then spilling there flab over my seat and the isle causing the air hostesses to crash the trolley into her everytime they wheel a trolley down it making them say sorry REALLY loudly and waking me up!!!

could someone please explain to me why morbidly obese people smell sour?


arrrrggghhh Luci you have started a rantathon!!! Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 15:51:32 »

I'd hate to be on a plane with a moany old woman sat nearby Wink
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 17:13:13 »

I'm definitely going to be celebrating this amazing news - http://www.nme.com/news/at-the-drive-in/45300
read this myself, i would cream myself if it happened
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 18:21:07 »

Beeeeeeeeer Cool
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flammableBen

« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 18:28:45 »

Beeeer is good.

I haven't hit old town for ages, but I'm heading up the steam at about half 8 if anybody wants to play flammableben spotting.

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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 18:29:43 »

Beeeer is good.

Even better when Ben buys you a beer  Eek
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flammableBen

« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 18:39:49 »

I don't think anybody can claim that I shy away from getting a round in when I actually have money. As someone who's often skint I see it as part of my penance.

I used to get loads of £20+ rounds in the county when I had an income.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 19:17:02 »

Had 2 pints lunchtime in Trowbridge (The Anchor & Hope), and 3 later in Devizes (British Lion).

Now stuck in with the kids as my wife got the hump when I was dropped off a bit tipsy and has gone out with one of her mates to get her own back.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 20:02:52 »

I don't think anybody can claim that I shy away from getting a round in when I actually have money. As someone who's often skint I see it as part of my penance.

Yeah, once in a blue moon... Wink

I used to get loads of £20+ rounds in the county when I had an income.

Which is ultimately why you ended up with no income Smiley
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 20:03:20 »

Now stuck in with the kids as my wife got the hump when I was dropped off a bit tipsy and has gone out with one of her mates to get her own back.

You should've stayed in the pub.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 20:27:08 »

Its not too bad. I am now most of the way through a bottle of wine and starting to get hungry.

Baked beans with some corned beef and chilli powder in methinks. If I really want to make her suffer I might put some onion in there as well. Contraception on a plate.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 12, 2009, 20:48:59 »

Had 2 pints lunchtime in Trowbridge (The Anchor & Hope), and 3 later in Devizes (British Lion).

Now stuck in with the kids as my wife got the hump when I was dropped off a bit tipsy and has gone out with one of her mates to get her own back.

You sound like a cheap date 5 pints and tipsy Wink
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