Sippo
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 09:44:55 » |
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T'was playing netball actually fred.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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SwindonTartanArmy
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London Scottish - More History than Franchise!
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 11:20:22 » |
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collapsed at half time of a TA select football game at Sparta Prague's trainging ground due to the heat (and possibly due to the large amounts of alcohol consumed the night before) cue a nice little visit from the Czech Ambulance Service and being hooked up to drips in the clubs weights room. Next game i fucked my back up playing in Iceland, and the game after that I dislocated my finger in Amsterdam, still sore now over a months later. Getting too old for this football lark me thinks.
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 11:23:53 » |
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Not really a sport but I cracked my ribs a month back going down a water slide.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:16:53 » |
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I once tore my ankle ligaments after tripping over a twig when having a kickabout with my mates before my RE GCSE. The fuckers didn't believe how much it hurt and just left me there sat on the floor. I had to hop (looking like a complete twat) all the way from the school field to the exam hall. I was more interested in my ankle swelling up about 3 times as big rather than remembering the 5 pillars of Islam. I always blame this incident on why I got a grade D in my RE GCSE (my worst GCSE result).
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nevillew
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:18:51 » |
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I once tore my ankle ligaments after tripping over a twig when having a kickabout with my mates before my RE GCSE. The fuckers didn't believe how much it hurt and just left me there sat on the floor. I had to hop (looking like a complete twat) all the way from the school field to the exam hall. I was more interested in my ankle swelling up about 3 times as big rather than remembering the 5 pillars of Islam. I always blame this incident on why I got a grade D in my RE GCSE (my worst GCSE result).
Whatever you do, don't blame the Prophet otherwise there'll be a fatwah declared |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:50:59 » |
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I fell off my bicycle and snapped my crutiate ligament - Big Ouch!!
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adje
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 18:39:20 » |
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Didn't Dave Beasant break his toe by dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot?That's pretty unheroic
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 18:43:17 » |
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Didn't Rio also do something quite serious to his knee whilst reaching for the TV remote a while back? Mind you, that's an amateur error - never sit down without the remote by your side.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 18:44:59 » |
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I think Rio's was where he sat with his leg up on the coffee table which fucked his muscles up for having his leg in an unnatural position for so long. Or something like that.
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 18:45:54 » |
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Didn't Dave Beasant break his toe by dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot?That's pretty unheroic
Think so, and I'm sure Kevin Poole (Leicester City goalie) dropped his player of the year award at the ceremony...'twas a large glass bowl.  |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 18:47:10 » |
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Kevin Kyle scalded his bollocks iirc.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 19:22:33 » |
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I think Rio's was where he sat with his leg up on the coffee table which fucked his muscles up for having his leg in an unnatural position for so long. Or something like that.
That now sounds more familiar than my version. |
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tans
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 20:05:53 » |
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I always blame this incident on why I got a grade D in my RE GCSE (my worst GCSE result).
Dont worry mate i got a U. I wrote my name, and my plans about how i was going to get plastered at the end of the exams. Take that Mrs Jackson! |
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Git facked
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 21:23:33 » |
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My mate was a pretty decent footballer and in a desperate attempt to equalise in a mess around game in a PE session in year 11 (the losing team always had to do 10 pressups) he completely dislocated his knee and was told he would never be able to play football again.
I broke my arm ice skating but that was about it. Not really a sport.
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axs
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 22:44:15 » |
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Take that Mrs Jackson!
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