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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:37:39 »

Nah i dont like fake tan and blonde highlights.
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:38:29 »

I think I would actually die if I didnt apply a bit of fake tan every day

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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:50:43 »

Kate is far and away the hottest apprentice. Although i do like Mona's eyes a lot, she's kinda cute.
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:52:23 »

Hello Alex - sorry I didnt reply to your text again - I was in the Travelpodge with dad and he was getting in a stress cause my phone kept going off xxx
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:54:08 »

You were podging your dad?
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 14:55:16 »

No you silly boy
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:04:22 »

You could have been referring to your sugar daddy to be fair
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:11:24 »

you havent fixed that one up for me yet! Im still youth teamin! Wink
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:34:50 »

Hello Alex - sorry I didnt reply to your text again - I was in the Travelpodge with dad and he was getting in a stress cause my phone kept going off xxx

Think nothing of it, i forgot i had even seen you such was my level of inebriation... Smiley
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:36:24 »

oh thanks then! Wink
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 15:37:33 »


I'd quite like to see Ben win still, a bit of a lairy fucker too but probably the most appropriate for an "apprentice" position. I reckon he'll win cos Sir Al "see's a bit of himself in him" to use a cliche.

Does lairy mean something different in Swindon? If someone says lairy fucker I think of the Dennis Pennis football fan sketch, not Ben the wet twat from the Apprentice.

Doubt Sir Alan sees much of himself in him, I think he'll go soon for completely bottling it when he was project manager in the last task - Narul saved him by being the shittest contestant since the whole show began.

Kate is far and away the hottest apprentice.

True but there's virtually no competition; Debra's face is massive and empty, Lorraine is a lost cause, and Yasmina looks like a gremlin. Mona's alright. Kate is almost ruined by the massive teeth and as I've not sampled a ginger before I think I'd rather have Paula out of the ones in this series.
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 17:00:05 »

Apaprently Nick, sir Al's side kick, went to the same school as me- commonweal.
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 17:09:17 »

Who told you that?

His dad who lives in Old Town said he "went away to school"

http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/758161.dad_tells_of_pride_in_sir_alans_right_hand_man/

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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 17:52:11 »

you havent fixed that one up for me yet! Im still youth teamin! Wink
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 17:55:02 »

If he wound his neck in that Ben tart would do alright although I think he's passed redemption with the scholarship claptrap.

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