Crazy Old Folks

[Rich Pullen]

At about 0645 Yesterday morning walking down Westgate Road up here in Newcastle I experienced one of the most freakish moments my sheltered life has experienced thus far.

Walking towards the o2 Academy, an old lady approached, she had an odd stumble like motion staring at things holding a pillow case... We got to about 10/15 yards in front of her and she let off his almighty and really quite aggressive shriek/growl/craziness.

I must have jumped a mile. What a mental.

So, expect to see me on the upcoming C5 show "When the elderly scare the shit out of cowardly 20-somethings".

...and that's all I have to say about that.

[dell boy]

If you see the wife again, please send her back on train to Berkshire!!