Haiti is FIFA is a recognised nation (went to a World Cup in the 70's I think) unlike that Guadeloupe nonsense Comminges was playing in!
Jean-François Lescinel is a French based, French Guyana born, Haiti international and he will be our saviour, whoop whoop...........
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If he shows up, he will realise that our squad are the living dead and perform some sort of exorcism with the Robinettes dancing around a cooking pot.