What kind of forumer are you?

[Samdy Gray]

How do you perceive arguing on an Internet forum?

A - A pointless waste of energy and bandwidth
B - Good way to piss away an hour or so
C - It should be in the motherfucking Olympics

Another user makes a post "attacking" you. This pisses you off. How do you express this anger?

A - I tell myself that it's just an Internet forum at the end of the day and there's nothing that pixels can do to hurt me
B - I agree to disagree with the user whilst making an offhanded smarmy comeback to make us "even"
C - I twitch convulsively, put on CAPS LOCK and UNLEASH THE FURY

I use exclamation marks...

A - To emphasise a point or phrase.
B - To emphasise a point or phrase, and occasionally in hilarious satire!11
C - I have shares.

Being able to use swear words on an Internet forum...

A - Is good to use for effect when telling jokes or anecdotes
B - Is useful when in mid-rant
C - Gives me an erection

Learning how to elude the occasional word filter makes you...

A - Feel no different, as it's a piece of piss to work out
B - Good for confusing n00bs
C - MOTHERFUKER

Any troll who signs up to the forum expressing opinions different to the consensus of the forum...

A - Is allowed to express those opinions, even if he's in the minority
B - Is a brave, slightly deluded individual
C - Deserve a horrible, painful death, the shitfelching wondercunt

The long standing members of the forum...

A - Gain slightly more respect for being longer serving
B - Should be deferred to on the odd occasion
C - Should be ignored - they obviously know nothing!

A new user tries for a post but makes a mistake with their hyperlink. How do you react?

A - They should have previewed, the fool. Nevermind.
B - I hope they have their flame suit ready!
C -[url width=480 height=360]http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/pygmallion13/failboat.jpg[/url]

You notice that a member you quite like and respect is getting ripped apart in an argument. You react by...

A - Reading up a bit on the causes for the argument before making any comments yourself
B - Sit on the fence, accusing / defending where appropriate
C - Getting matches, petrol, and rope....BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!

A group of people in an online chatroom begin pestering you for photos of your other half. What do you do?

A - Tell them light heartedly to fuck off and attempt to change the subject
B - Say you wouldn't rather because she'd get a bit pissed, get called a "wimp", and attempt to change the subject
C - Repeat "fuck off" in the manner of a scratched record whilst getting increasingly more agitated and angry, fuck about with MS Paint for three minutes, get mocked a lot, threaten drastic measures such as useage of the /ignore function or even leaving the chat, get mocked a lot more, before eventually being kicked from the chatroom and being exposed as a whiney lying cunt by a Google bombing supercomputer

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If you are mostly As, you're one of the many calm users who don't give a shit one way or the other, who wouldn't see it fit to take massive offense to anything that they read.

If you're mostly Bs then you have angry tendencies but generally avoid getting your hair in any major twists about things you read. You know how to behave and recognise when you've slipped up a bit.

If you're mostly Cs, then you're an angry fellow, who should learn to not take things seriously, and also realise that your over-zealous swearing and anger will never be rewarded in any way, shape or form. You will be mocked publicly, and should you choose to retaliate you will cause a flame war where after you will ask to delete your account!

[DMR]

Mostly B's with the odd C. Not a single A, quality.

[flammableBen]

Fuck all that. I'm the best sort, and don't you cunts forget it.

[BANGKOK RED]

Long standing members who cut and paste an article that they found somewhere else are:

A) A bit of a Knob jockey
B) Alot of a knob jockey
C) A bit of a samdy 'knob' Gray jockey.

[Samdy Gray]

Another user makes a post "attacking" you. This pisses you off. How do you express this anger?

A - Bangkok Red is a cunt
B - Bangkok Red is a cunt
C - Bangkok Red is a cunt

[dell boy]

Another user makes a post "attacking" you. This pisses you off. How do you express this anger?

A - Bangkok Red is a cunt
B - Bangkok Red is a cunt
C - Bangkok Red is a cunt

If you use the word 'cunt' then you have lost the argument.
Never use the C word full stop . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Samdy Gray]

Cunt is the new fuck.

[dell boy]

Cunt is the new fuck.

Cunt is the new fuck.

[flammableBen]

If you use the word 'cunt' then you have lost the argument.
Never use the C word full stop . . . . . . . . . . . .

Why?

[dell boy]

Why?

Just not a word you use ... you can tell someone to fuck off, you tell them they are a wanker.

When you call someone a 'c' it's fighting time.

Old school comment maybe, just a taboo word never to be used in my book.

[flammableBen]

Oh that's fine if you want to censor yourself. I thought you were saying that other people shouldn't use it.

[flammableBen]

Sorry Dell, that sounded much harsher than it was meant too. I had a point somewhere but I was trying to cook my tea.

[dell boy]

Sorry Dell, that sounded much harsher than it was meant too. I had a point somewhere but I was trying to cook my tea.

What are you eating tonight?
We are having one of those M&S two eat for a tenner meals, brilliant value when you see the bottle of wine costs £5.99.

[axs]

thank you for bringing that picture and the phrase 'shitfelching wondercunt' into my life.

[Samdy Gray]

thank you for bringing that picture [...] into my life.

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