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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 21:52:20 »

I'm not a girl?
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 21:58:06 »

I'm not a girl ?

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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 21:59:16 »

I missed out the word 'because', Reg. I assumed it was presumed.
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 22:07:01 »

I missed out the word 'because', Reg. I assumed it was presumed.

 Your assumption was presumptive.

 
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 23:34:43 »

That photo with all the babies is either in a spider lovers house or an abandoned one set-up for it.  There would be an egg sack the size of Chippenham hanging in the corner of the room long enough for you to knock the shit out of it before they hatched.  Not that I condone the mass slaughter of innocent small uinborn creatures of the 8 legged variety.

I'm not so keen on the buggers being on me but I am the house assault weapon for all creepy crawlies as assigned by the wife.  The scorpion in our towel in Florida was a test of character but turns out they aren't that quick and shoes do an equally good job on them.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, October 23, 2008, 23:47:48 »

That photo with all the babies is either in a spider lovers house or an abandoned one set-up for it.  There would be an egg sack the size of Chippenham hanging in the corner of the room long enough for you to knock the shit out of it before they hatched.  Not that I condone the mass slaughter of innocent small uinborn creatures of the 8 legged variety.

I'm not so keen on the buggers being on me but I am the house assault weapon for all creepy crawlies as assigned by the wife.  The scorpion in our towel in Florida was a test of character but turns out they aren't that quick and shoes do an equally good job on them.

Killing a scorpion with some sort of footwear is something I want to do before I die. I quite fancy spearing one with a stiletto (sp?) or something but to do that I'll either need to take up cross dressing or find a missus from the high society who wear heels in the desert.
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 00:05:21 »

I'm not a girl?

Not yet a woman
All i need is time
A moment that is mine
While im in between
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 16:50:28 »

Your assumption was presumptive.

 

I assumed it would be.
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« Reply #38 on: Saturday, October 25, 2008, 00:05:25 »

i used  to go to a place called mazunte on the mexican pacific and in the evening scorpions used to take a stroll along the beach and sometimes wander into the bar. I once coughed up my corona watching a bar man killing a scorpion by stamping on it with his bare feet.
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