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michael
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 09:50:48 »

What's the capital of Iceland?

Just under £4.



I <3 credit crunch jokes.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 10:03:09 »

What have Malpas and a broken arrow got in common?

They are both next to useless and cannot be fired!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 10:40:28 »

What's the capital of Iceland?

Just under £4.



I <3 credit crunch jokes.
What's the difference between a city banker and a pigeon?





A pigeon can put down a deposit on a Ferrari
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Ironside
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 12:04:04 »

Humourless twonk.  You're first point makes no sense and isn't even a completed sentence - back to Janet and John, I would say.  Concentrate on the basics.

This coming from a shit stain who doesn't appear to know what Scotland/Britain/UK is etc  :cunt:
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose  and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.

Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 12:09:22 »

Haha you are a bigger cock than me mate.
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DMR

« Reply #20 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 12:30:18 »

This coming from a shit stain who doesn't appear to know what Scotland/Britain/UK is etc  :cunt:

As long as we keep the darkies out of all 3, eh Kojak?

Twat.
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sheepshagger
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 12:32:51 »

Rearing that ugly head again Ironside ??

Why don't you fuck off to the BNP website whre you belong.......

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sonic youth

« Reply #22 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 12:59:36 »

This coming from a shit stain who doesn't appear to know what Scotland/Britain/UK is etc  :cunt:
i don't think he wrote the joke.
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DMR

« Reply #23 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 13:05:10 »

Oi Yuff. Where's the wotsit under my name gone?
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 13:29:48 »

i don't think he wrote the joke.

SY - If I think about Ironside/Kojak (which I don't), I imagine him with a Neanderthal brow and that would explain why that subtlety didn't get through.
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sonic youth

« Reply #25 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 13:48:35 »

Oi Yuff. Where's the wotsit under my name gone?

i'm not an admin or mod anymore
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DMR

« Reply #26 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 13:54:47 »

Oh.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #27 on: Thursday, October 16, 2008, 13:57:33 »

You rub it in Dmr
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